Quizatz Haderach
@lhamilton.bsky.social
First thing, second thing, unrelated third thing
Say what you will about Mike Johnson, but he understand the Republican base and what they support
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 15h agoMike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.
Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury:
As spokesperson, I want to make clear that the 6'5'' delegation disavows this behavior. Scott is not a member in good standing with our community but we hope he seeks therapy to get the help he so obviously needs.
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 2d agoDo men even like women?
For a long time I felt that MLB did a bad job marketing their star players as individuals...I'm man enough to admit I was wrong and we should know less about these guys
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d agojust woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
The thing that should scare the GOP isn't the polling or $$$, it's if Paxton's culture war bullshit doesn't work he's got nothing else. The fact that he's already running away from it should terrify them. No one's going to like Paxton the more they get to see him
Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social · 5d agoKen Paxton has spent months calling James Talarico a soyboy vegan and religious extremist. It isn't working: He's getting killed in fundraising, his scandals are mounting, and most polls show the race is either a toss-up or favors Talarico. So now, he's pivoting. The latest:
Wildly insane that a sitting US senator knew about the abuse of his daughter and granddaughter at the hands of a sitting congressman for years yet said (and seemingly did) absolutely nothing about it until issuing this statement
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d agosenator bernie moreno finally makes a statement about the allegations of abuse by rep. max miller against his daughter and granddaughter after miller went live on X this morning to deny everything.
The embattled and unpopular Emperor declares that Vandals have damaged the capitol has a real tweets from 455 CE vibe
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: “I disagree 100% with Jeanine Pirro on the Reflecting Pool. I don’t know what she was thinking? To me, it was a pure case of VANDALISM, that included the grass, which had a big 86 47 emblazoned …There may have been some contractor difficulty, but major damage was caused by VANDALS!”
Randomly stumbled onto an HR training presentation for my company's UK office that was titled "Accent Bias" but should have been titled "Sadly, we can't fire the scousers"
Upon hearing the results of the poll Ken Paxton reportedly exclaimed, "Sugar. Give me sugar. In water."
Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social · last wk.Striking new poll of Texas Senate race: Talarico 45 Paxton 40 This is really notable: Talarico leads among non-college voters by 45-36 and among independents by 43-23 (!) Hard to imagine this is right but he's probably slightly ahead now. www.texastribune.org/2026/07/28/t...
Pretty rare that the actual writing process itself proves an author's not an expert on the topic of their book
Brendan Keogh@brkeogh.bsky.social · last wk.Surely the solution here is just *don't use AI tools* for your writing and research and continue to do your writing and research in ALL the ways you were doing it before you started using AI instead of doing the work??
I still think they should have remade Air Bud with a black lab
Mike X. Nichols@mikexnichols.bsky.social · last wk.holy shit
This isn't even that challenging of a question, just spout some generic BS about reaching across the aisle and move on This is Veep level incompetence
A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · last wk.Cannot get over how electable just drifting away from a constituent who asked you a challenging question makes you.
I had completely forgotten that the shithead who tried to take over as host of Jeopardy! after Trebek is now CEO of the Daily Wire
I'm a Cowboys fan and love Romo but he's not a surgeon and shouldn't be operating on anyone regardless of how much he had to drink
Bradford Pearson@bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is shaping up to be the greatest day in online Philadelphia history
A stolen valor dorkass trying to be a Very Serious Man while tacitly acknowledging the administration's war crimes is a pretty good distillation of what the GOP's going to look like after Trump
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTom Cotton: "Ultimately, it's not about Prime Minster Netanyahu and Israel -- it's about arresting Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio in the future if they ever travel abroad."
