It’s Samhain, the time of year when the patience of folklore historians is at its thinnest
The Unsettling Spider-Liam
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Screenwriter, columnist and all-round word-monkey FOR HIRE. BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon. Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.
I completely psyched myself out of the past few days. I've been drawing a lot of things digitally and I started to worry I'd lost my analogue edge whenever I sat down to ink with an actual pen. So I forced myself to do these. #ajakong #lizmark #reggiebennett #prowrestling #luchalibre
Just a reminder that Halloween candy is gonna be on sale and cheap AF tomorrow 👀
I drew this for @liamkav.bsky.social 's Danzig blog. He compared Glenn to a wrestler so I drew 88 Danzig cutting a promo. I had so much fun I had drawing sad Mean Gene Okerlund. Cracks me up every time I look at him, so at least I had fun. #meangeneokerlund #danzig #metal #art #comic
Start Halloween right, with my TERRIFYING new MUSIC RETROSPECTIVE, covering every record in the Satanic career of Hell's own crooner DANZIG! Featuring amazing art by @jecart.bsky.social! Read Part 1 NOW! www.tumblr.com/kavanagh-lia...
For Halloween I present my most monstrous creation, the Anglerfisherman. All the strenghts of a fisherman and an Anglerfish with none of the weaknesses. #monster #art #creature #halloween
HAPPY HALLOWEEN from a hastily thrown together Steven Seagal! A mix of his many eras, with the iconic razor credit card from THE GLIMMER MAN. Yes, I couldn't find a carrot so I subbed in a sweet potato.
Watched Masters of the Universe tonight. It could have been good if it could make up its mind whether it was embarrassed for itself or not. Banger soundtrack though.
I need to give out about this tagline. Scrooge is his SURNAME. Not his fucking NICKNAME. So he was ALWAYS Scrooge. In fact, his parents would have been Scrooges, so unless he was named before his parents were married he'd have been Scrooge BEFORE he was Ebenezer. Hire me for your taglines.
Had fun with RESIDENT EVIL, which answered the question: "What would I be like if I was in a Resident Evil?"
You motherfuckers! I am a 'creative-first ho' NOT YOU!
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last mo.Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
NEW CLUE! Can you use the emoji clue to guess the SONG from the artist I'm covering for my next retrospective? SWIPE to see today's clue and COMMENT with your guesses! Keep an eye out for more clues before launch day! #music #review #halloween
My new Music retrospective launches THIS HALLOWEEN, so I'm dropping some terrifying, mind-bending clues about the artist I'm covering using the only thing scarier than a Ouija board...the EMOJI BOARD. COMMENT with what SONG you think the emojis describe! 💃🦯 Look out for the next clue tomorrow!
Another Columbo piece on the go. Trying to fit it in between things
Someone hire me to write my Batman/Columbo crossover please. I don't big myself up much but it's soooooo good!
Kelly Brack@kellybrack.bsky.social · last mo.Batman | Columbo
PROBABLE CLAUS An argument over the last Christmas tree lands two lonely, stressed single parents in a mall security room, where their precocious kids enlist a down-on-his-luck mall Santa (who may actually be the real deal) to show their parents they belong together. #SCREENPIT
LOCKED IN A kidnap victim, trapped in a high-security building, must escape his captors with help from a security guard who’s just as trapped as he is. DIE HARD meets PANIC ROOM 2017 Austin Film Festival Semifialist #screenpit
GUNDEAD A black-ops mercenary sets out to avenge the death of his husband by a twisted scientist by turning himself into a zombie with the scientist’s gene-altering serum. JOHN WICK meets 28 DAYS LATER #screenpit
Wasn't this the plot for HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH?
Give it to me baby! (Cancer vaccines) Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Jonny@jonnny.bsky.social · last mo.love that early research into mRNA was done by the guy that sang Pretty Fly For A White Guy
New Trainwreckord! An absolutely doomed attempt by MC Hammer to 'get hard' in the wake of gangsta rap's rise. Pumps and a Bump is a banger, though.
Actual conversation I heard in Penneys today. 2 lads looking at a Chucky t-shirt on the rack: First Lad: I think I'll get that shirt. Second Lad: Didn't think you liked Chucky. First Lad: Yeah I love Chucky. Chucky àr là.
Saw this in a Facebook filmmaking group and I have QUESTIONS. 🧵
New Trainwreckord for the collection. The cover is every bit as 'knock-off T-shirt' looking as @shadowtodd.bsky.social describes.
Morrissey singing his classic tune, 'Teat is Murder.'
No Rachel! Theu said you have to EARN your way to success! E-A-r-n!
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 2mo ago