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💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
It's Artificial Intelligence. It's Twitter. It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Department of Defense. It's the Kennedy Center.
...because then where would we get our politicians?
Fun fact: after the movies, the Annabelle doll got into politics
heated rivalry but its two divorced soccer moms with fourth graders on opposing teams
My biggest ADHD talent is looking directly at something I need to take with me, and then leaving without it
Two years ago, the reflection pool was reflecting, the East Wing was intact, the Kennedy Center was artistically thriving, gasoline was affordable and USAID was saving lives. GO VOTE. We don't have to live like this.
Just woke up from a wet dream about Elon Musk where I ran him over with a Cybertruck and laughed so hard I peed my PJs.
If all Cornell students need for absolution is to write an essay... ...then so can Luigi Mangione.
Ask yourself if internal monologues are right for you
Happy Mean Girls Day to those who celebrate 🎀
Nikki McCann Ramírez@nikkimcr.bsky.social · last wk.Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Schmitt Has Hit the Fan
"Please do not accept a friend request from my parents. They've been hacked." ~ Lizzie Borden
My favorite fall activity is going outside without being hot and pissed off
Nirvana's "Nevermind" was released 35 years ago today #GenX #GenerationX
Passive Analysis of Visual Alderaanian Iconography
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat’s your fake starwars academic paper
I asked ChatGPT to name my baby. It said John Connor
There was a time in the 1990s when you could pull up next to someone at a red light and ask if they had any mustard
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
BREAKING NEWS: it turns out that Lauren Boebert was the one eating the cats this whole time 🐾
When the song responsible for your bad decisions in the 2000s is now playing at the supermarket while you compare sodium and fat gram levels #GenX #GenerationX
Thank you @softtail65.bsky.social for including me in your starter pack!
@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Fled Sheeran Tour