Ashton Thee Ketchum
@lightchrissy.blacksky.app
Gym stuff, thirst traps, and personality. 😏 📍 Houston 📍 IG: Lightchrissy 📍👻: ashtonketchummm
When I don’t feel somebody, I’m very Kandi Burruss about the situation, very Taurus-ey ♉️ 😂
One of my biggest gym pet peeves: do not block someone’s line of vision to a mirror unless you absolutely have no choice to. It’s equivalent to standing in front of the tv.
I wish it was like Doja Cat or somebody on “Pose” (Flo) . That video would’ve ate.
Every group needs a cool/swag/aesthetic/vibe person and I think historically whether it’s the public, the labels, or the group member themselves they never account for it and act like that person brings less value for lack of talent but that’s a talent and ppl who have to work for it envy that.
Ppl calling Stella and Jorga “Hoot & Holler” is funny to me. 😂
Nene is one of the most iconic reality tv personality. Like Top 5 ever. Like literally universally “White Refrigerator” means get your cookies up. 😂
My dad saying “White Refrigerator” is funny af. Because he don’t mind telling us we’re broke (playfully). Our family has two sports Football and Reality TV.
Also, im an extrovert and an introvert and I always ignore my introverted side until I’m burnt out from being social and life makes me go inward.
NGL, I learned how to keep enough distance between me and ppl to not get triggered because when I go there I become Cardi but I ain’t prepare for a relationship, like where a person is required to be up close and personal. It shows me where I still need work and but irks tf out of me. 😂
My dude calls me “Crashout Christian” and I just think “Chrashtian” is a better play on words. 😂
I can’t wait for Tinashe’s album. So far I’m 3/3.
Why do barbers think spraying enhancements on men is equivalent to a wig install?
Yall know what gets me about society? Last week yall made it seem like Ariana Grande was barely here and month before that it was Brandy. Where did all that concern go? Just talking. 😂
And looking at the writing credits for “Therapy At The Club” they all wrote on different songs and you kinda can tell who wrote on which song. Love that for them.
DONT TELL ME YOU LOVE MEEEE - first of all starting that song singing that verse like that is so R&B, Brandy coded. I knew Flo was it from “Cardboard Box”, haven’t been disappointed once.
I make up mashups in my head and right now it’s: BabyChiefDoit - Ghetto Love Story X Estelle - American Boy
And if it were a Blue Shorts Run in Atlanta for HIV prevention & droves of people showed up in blue shorts but didn’t acknowledge the run or donate, we’d be pissed.
I understand not policing people’s pockets… But if you’re spending hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars to visit a city for an event with the main purpose of CHARITY? You should be able to pay the $79 registration fee. If that’s too much, then you should just stay home & not stretch your wallet.