Hm. ( Lightning rolls his eyes. ) Youโre doing a pretty shoddy job of convincing ME you were ever charming.
be so for real right now . yes, yes you can . you have to be a master of convincing and manipulation . which, i am .
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Hm. ( Lightning rolls his eyes. ) Youโre doing a pretty shoddy job of convincing ME you were ever charming.
be so for real right now . yes, yes you can . you have to be a master of convincing and manipulation . which, i am .
Itโs not real charm if itโs not the REAL you. Sure, you can make people THINK they like you. But you canโt make them respect you with fake charm.
oh, please . people can tell you i was definitely all THREE of those things . ask the crews i worked with, my fans ... anyone . sure, it wasn't the REAL me, but that's the side of me everyone except a very select few knew .
One doesnโt have to LOOK good to be charming. Itโs about charisma. Kindness. Something a truly charming person would probably know.
[ he snarls . ] it isn't MY fault i'm a mutant zombie wolf thing now . people loved me as a human in the spotlight .
Me? Lacking charm??? ( The racer chuckles. ) He who lives in a glass house shouldnโt throw stones, buddy.
yeah, and that's why people knew ME so well when i was human . unfortunately for you, you don't seem to have that same charm .
It sticks out in plenty of peopleโs heads when you yourself are also memorable.
oh, but it most CERTAINLY is . seriously, what were you thinking .แฃ that's not a catchphrase that's gonna stick out in ANYONE'S head .
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//Fuck it. Iโll test the water here again
Berdly crest everyoneโs favorite? Monster of hometown, This account will tackle dark themese such as self harm. No lewd of any kind
//Iโll try this again now that Iโm back on my bullshit hereโ like this post for me to assign you a Cars verse muse based on your current cast of muses!
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( Probably because they ARE in headlightsโฆ a car has come to a screeching halt just before colliding with them. ) Oh my gosh! Are you alright?
[ stumbles out of the forest into plain sight and freezes like a deer in headlights ]
//Fuck it. Iโll test the water here again
//Hi guys. Would anyone care if I brought him back
Morning, race fans! Happy Friday!
โฆRightโฆ Well, thatโs me! Lightning McQueen!
My writer made a typo ๐ก bebop said lightning, Emmy didnโt
The one and onlโ wait, did you just say โlightingโ?
โฆ LIGHTING MCQUEEN ??? ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
[Heโs up late doing paperwork.]
//I canโt sleep please send help
//Ok I have an idea. Like this post for me to assign you a Cars character based on your muses