Pictured: the master race

Kate Willett Hate Account@antifamanchin.bsky.social · 13h ago

Oh my god

That’s where I’m at. MTG can fuck right off but if she wants to take some other fucks down with her, I say go for it

I Don't Want to Wear Pants@xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 12h ago

She's not welcome in our tent, but I'm not gonna stop her from burning down theirs.

Nice

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 12h ago

The @Astros had just a 6.9% chance to make the postseason on May 20th 😮 Their #Postseason journey begins Tuesday!

I’m gonna keep it real here: Marvel can fuck right off with this new movie DLC trend they’re doing

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 17h ago

A theatrical re-release of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is happening with new scenes included. One will be the scene featuring Claire Temple. (Source: Deadline)

We’re one news cycle away from “Helper”

Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2d ago

Recession indicator

he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 14h ago

The deep exhale from Case Keenum 😂

“My ‘I’m So Straight I’d Be A Lesbian If I Were A Woman” shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”

Lauren@beavisetc.bsky.social · 18h ago

Mmhmm, buddy, mmhmm.

*taps the “Bernie’s been problematic for a while now” sign*

Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 21h ago

Hey I don’t think it’s a good thing that Bernie Sanders keeps talking to this guy

The Sicko Series

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 17h ago

the two worst teams in MLB should play a game the day after the season ends just for the people who want more baseball. the people yearn for 2 pm Rockies - Angels

All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.

CNN@cnn.com · 17h ago

Grocery prices are up, not “way down,” since former President Joe Biden left office. | Fact check: https://cnn.it/4xUDA65

i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.

VoteHub@votehub.com · 2d ago

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

A quick #STLCards recap from Brandon Kiley on Chaim Bloom’s end-of-season press conference.

He deserved it

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · yesterday

most disrespectful graphic of all time

Phillies/White Sox/Yankees/Padres and you can take that to the bank. The money bank

Fredbird is getting fixed

Jeff Jones@jmjones.bsky.social · 17h ago

Winter health update: Bloom says a few staffers are getting vasectomies. Otherwise, nothing unexpected on the rehab front.

WAKE UP EVERYONE NEW PENGUIN DROPPED

Kylie Eleison@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20h ago

You're dooming. New penguin just dropped and you're dooming.

Did they give out any awards at the awards show?

Pop Base@popbase.tv · yesterday

The 2026 #VMAs  is over, with the following categories being excluded from this year’s telecast: • Song of the Year • Song of Summer • Best Hip-Hop • Best R&B • Best Alternative • Best Latin • Best K-Pop • Best Country • Best Direction • Best Art Direction (1/2)

Soft interview on Fox News 🔜

Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · 20h ago

One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.

leopards, faces, etc

Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social · 20h ago

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

“Yes”

Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 20h ago

David Stearns on if he'd do things differently regarding Pete Alonso: "I don't get mulligans. I recognize Pete had a tremendous year, and our totality of production at first base wasn't good enough."

Go Go White Sox

Carter Lowe@soxq.bsky.social · 23h ago

They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend

Coaching golden boy doesn’t handle losing well?

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · yesterday

Mike Tirico is tired of people harassing Pat McAfee, and harassment in general. Google “Mike Tirico harassment” to learn more

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · yesterday

“The great awokening is over. The time of the lesbian has come”

Vince Mancini@vincemancini.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time.

Sophie to Outkick 🔜

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 2d ago

It's so satisfying seeing the Indiana Fever get absolutely curb stomped by the Las Vegas Aces in the playoffs. The next game might be Sophie Cunningham's last game in the WNBA.

Absolutely brutal stretch for AEW right now. Can’t imagine what they’re going through in that company

Noodles are one of the greatest inventions humanity ever came up with. They are vastly superior to sliced bread.

Steroids are now mandatory

Matthew Pouliot@matthewpouliot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ignoring strike years/2020... .316 average is lowest to lead the majors ever 45 homers is lowest total to lead the majors since 2014 116 RBI is lowest total to lead the majors since 2014 119 runs scored is lowest total to lead majors since 2014 40 doubles is lowest total to lead majors since 1972

Philadelphia people are absolutely thriving right now

Nick Piccone@piccone.bsky.social · 2d ago

I think it’s kind of remarkable that Leo Bernal hasn’t really been up all that long and yet absolutely everyone has no doubts “yeah that’s our catcher, that’s the dude right there” sometimes you just know