Jared Malott
@likelyalien.bsky.social
Pronouns: He/Him Inner City Football Coach in Indianapolis, Indiana. Purdue Analytics/Future Poli Sci Grad! YT: https://www.youtube.com/@LikelyAlien TK: https://www.tiktok.com/@likelyalien Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/likelyalien
Some rando asked if anyone else was going to Charlie Kirk’s memorial in the Battlefield 6 multiplayer chat this morning and got roasted. I don’t even know how to chat because I’m too busy playing the game. WTF?
Like look I’m sorry but this is clearly some kind of mania. What in the holy shit is he talking about? This sounds like a conversation he’s had with his chatbot
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 4d agoI enjoy how the cto of bluesky is very clearly and publicly beginning to suffer from AI madness
I hate this evil scumbag more and more every day. He’s literally the death of the United States. To hell with everyone who chose him as well as those who didn’t vote.
By the way, studies show that yelling, screaming, threatening violence and acts of violence cause depression, anger and future threats/acts of violence. Are you perpetuating or stopping this cycle. Every time you see a football coach scream, that’s ineffective Ieadership.
My entire life, Michigan and Ohio State have been the pinnacle of the Big Ten and college football. Both of these programs have showed their ass over and over and over again to the point where they’re no longer the pinnacle of the Big Ten in college football. They are the bottom they are the gutter.
They’re force feeding mediocre white men to the masses in Pat McAfee and Dave Portnoy? Like come on! Think of all the football legends they could be turning to instead of… friends of Drumpf.
Also, gentlemen, you wear dress shoes with a suit, you keep it buttoned while standing and you unbutton your blazer when you sit down.
I’ll say it. Pat McAfee adds nothing to College GameDay while having made it unwatchable hoodoo. The good news is all of the conferences have really good pregame shows.
I’m pretty sure the Indiana Deaf School was losing 22-6 in the 2nd half of this football game and came back to win 46-40 on a last second play. Might be the best comeback I’ve ever witnessed in person!
One day, all you bootlickers will get what you got coming to you.
By the way, I watch a lot of YouTube. Every ad is for dick pills and also, I’m having De Ja Vu because Peanut is a recession indicator and the last time they were prominent is COVID?
If you are a leader in government and you are propositioned by a foreign government, billionaire, or corporation, please go public and put them on blast. Thank you.
Bill Simmons is just Pat McAfee with a high school diploma
When you see someone who is AI-forward and otherwise tech-stupid…
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Rep. James Clyburn says he supports expanding the Supreme Court: "13 is a pretty good number. A baker's dozen would be a good number to have on the Court."
Apparently, just like Keenan Allen, I felt like the Indianapolis Colts were dangerously thin, especially at wide receiver. Alcohol doesn’t help your weight problem, nor would it have driven me to drink. It’s just a game to some of us. Gosh, this season will be remembered as a big what if.
I’m not gonna lie to you, I have been playing basketball since before kindergarten and I just won the 24th annual Rucker Park fun run with MyPlayer without missing a shot.
I just saw something funny on Reddit. In Texas, the Republican government has suspended more than 1 million voter registrations. Meanwhile, Democrats are arguing over a Twitch streamer. This is just an example of why we need a viable third-party.
My life is complete. Vince Staples is my cousin and the homie on 2K27 and we run rock together in the MyPlayer mode! My player is holding his back like a pregnant woman, though…
The argument that Donald Trump invaded Canada today is much more compelling than many realize. The border between Canada and the United States runs through the middle of Lake Ontario. By claiming to have the power to rename the entire lake, Trump is claiming the lake. That's invasion by declaration.
I just watched the extended trailer for GTA6 and not only is it already easily one of the better looking games and more well written games that I have ever seen, but it strikes fear in me that this game might not be topped and it may be even more impactful than GTA5. The money to be made off RP…
I love seeing Magic: the Gathering content creators scramble to remove their videos knowing they’ve sold their soul. Remember kids, don’t promote scams or gambling apps. Get your money other ways, like a job!
I remember George Bush saying “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” and Hakeem Jeffries took a meeting with them.
I read that 1 out of every 4 Americans is out of work, which is between 85-87 million people. Also, I read that about 40 million Americans are working jobs they would otherwise leave if it weren’t for the health insurance.