I ignored the email this time and waited until they actually gave me the reminder phone call. It’s only a couple days, but it’s like…bro can you fucking lock in?

Lilli the Vampire Playa 🦇@lillianawrites.com · last mo.

Bruh, please be so fucking for real.

If I ever lost my mind and dated a man, he’d have to be a little fruity.

Sometimes you can just not and I encourage many people to consider that.

I'm gonna fuckin lose it, dude.

What do you figure strictly monogamous people get out of liking my very clearly labeled dating profile? Is it like an inattention thing or an “I can fix her” thing, do you figure?

Oh no. She’s playing with lighting and sensuality. Someone arrest her.

I got to go on a boat in Victoria and it was so rad (also, wife reveal, I guess)

WAOW! I made a random little website for all the stuff I do and there's also a blog on it! Why did I do that? Oh well, better go look at it!

I’ve been thinking…I’m going to get really into London fogs.

Currently contemplating the consequences of pushing my brother-in-law down the stairs for how loudly and terribly he eats cereal. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Hell yeah fuck yeah

Metal Gear Mondays@metalgearmondays.bsky.social · 2w ago

MGM x Portland Retro Gaming Expo? Yeah, we're back! Oct 9-11, 2026! We're hosting HELLA panels! We're doing another MGM Live on Friday evening. It's going to rule! Grab your tix and join @lillianawrites.com, @alessiosummerfield.com, @djratking.bsky.social, and @porkchopsndwchs.bsky.social at #PRGE!

I’ve been saying this.

Ten years from now, your eyes will sparkle, you’ll feel alive, and this life will have been worth it. That’s what I’d probably say if I could go back and speak to myself in 2016, anyway.

Hello. May I proselytize to you about Denshattack! today?

My camera roll used to be nothing but pictures of my cats and now it’s nothing but pictures of my tits smdh 😔 What happened to me? I used to be a real country.

I made a dumb supercut of some out of context moments from the last @metalgearmondays.bsky.social that I didn’t really know what to do with. Anyway. (featuring @kilometresdavis.bsky.social and @djratking.bsky.social)

Flat fuck

I love a last minute plot twist.

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 4w ago

BREAKING US Senator Lindsey Graham has died, his office says in a statement. The Senator was 71 years old. (Not a joke) Full Story: bit.ly/4f8BB70

Holding cold Dr. Pepper against my nipples because they hurt so fucking bad 😭

@alessiosummerfield.com is trying to replace me and I’m not having it.

The people at PRGE really said "you weirdos should come and host panels and do your live show for the third year in a row," so now we're doing that. So if you ever wanted to see me do my thing, we're coming back to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo in October. It's pretty lit.

RIP to free boobing it at home. It fucking hurts doing stairs now. 😔

They put da girl in da dress and put her by da open bar ✌🏽

Bruh, please be so fucking for real.

tummy hurt

God I love new sticker day 🥰

Went to Mod pizza and the person that made my pizza covered it for me. Ya girl’s still got it.

Me: I’m gay Crowd: how gay are you? Me: check this out Crowd: damn this bitch gay

I regret to inform that the blue hair is gone so all I have left are pronouns. Sadge. 😔

Something I forgot about Seattle drivers is that they will drive like absolute psychopaths, but will make turns like their top speed is fart. Baffling shit.