linc
@lincnotfound.com
designer of something. test: one. two. three. four. letterboxd.com/lincnotfound
handsome linc really lived up to the name. threw his rider before the gate, sprinted out front like a legend, then casually coasted into 2nd to last. true linc behavior
guy who spends the entire day at work watching “best practices” videos for every project and unironically believes that is a best practice
just once i wish the bros would ask where i got my cute top the way the girlies hype each other up. let me have my moment fellas
i have gained 5k followers in a month by doing nothing but complaining about getting bot followers
what’s stopping gov newsom from calling in the national guard to protect protestors from the marines? someone check americas instruction manual
would be nice if someone could explain bluesky and why you randomly get 2k followers who don't interact with anything you post
whatever happened to movies being 90 minutes? now avg runtime is basically doubled. aint nobody got time for that
if the amount of hotdog you eat this weekend is under 100 did you even celebrate memorial day weekend?
was in a homebuyers class and the guy told us not to buy Dunkin but make coffee at home
he died tragically in a car accident doing what he loved; using the easy apply button on LinkedIn and getting instantly rejected for jobs
the average American has three friends
Sharky 🦈@sharky.bsky.social · last yr.The average American has three friends
2025 feels like a live experiment where the rich are just seeing how far they can push it while the rest of us watch from the nosebleeds
when two coworkers are loudly discussing a problem i could fix in 30 seconds but refuse to ask me directly and just keep waiting for me to chime in:
adding things to my portfolio feels like curating a museum of personal disappointment. “here’s something i made. please don’t look at it too closely"
this war is being waged at universities, but we knew that already. if the democratic political party will actively do nothing to stop the machine, then universities need to protect their people at all costs. abandon the pretence that playing nice gets leniency, and shield your communities ffs
food allergies are so weird. “okay body we just had a delicious meal, what should we do next?” and it's like “throw up”
watching everyone constantly repost the same 20 things from the same 5 accounts like it’s a group project is exactly why i joined bluesky
the crowd is in complete silence as i pull out a floppy hotdog, dip it in some mustard, and begin conducting the boston symphony orchestra
crazy how politicians yell at their constituents to stand up against tyranny like that isn't literally the job we elected them to do
why is being called a chicken an insult? you know what the chicken did? it crossed the fuckin’ road. no hesitation. no second guessing. just pure unshakable determination. it knew the risks and went for it anyway. that’s not cowardice that’s legendary
john hammond: we’ve replaced the missing dna with that of a frog velociraptor: hi-ho, kermit the dinosaur here! [proceeds to play the banjo and cause absolute chaos]