He’s curled up on the couch, spending his Christmas Eve with Alpine. It’s just another night for him… It’s better not to think about any of it.

Watching the snow fall outside… He seems to be mesmerized by it.

Some days, I just kinda wanna get laid.

… Uh huh.

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—— 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋⋆˙⟡@motormouthing.bsky.social · 9mo ago

No, no. It's not. I'm honing my skills. Daredevil has nothing on me. I hear something..3 blocks over—

I feel like this should be offensive.

—— 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋⋆˙⟡@motormouthing.bsky.social · 9mo ago

If I close my eyes long enough, I can unlock my Daredevil senses.

I’m back. Maybe. We’ll see how it goes.

“𝖤𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾.” 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖫𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖦𝖺𝗒 𝖲𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗒 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐/𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖳𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖮𝖼𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖮𝖼 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝖬𝗂𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗋 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝖥𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖱𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 #Gᴏʟᴅ

Nods, turns into mild disagreeing bobs, “Meh, the serum speeds up healing a little but I’ve been bed-ridden a few times after a good ass whoopin’. Think it’s more about not blocking punches with your face~ That helps.”

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"Feel like I'm 70 most days. Especially since I've been taking my iron lately." He smirked half-heartedly. "I always wondered what that serum would feel like... Not having to have a medical bill every time you finish a fight."

I just think ass cracks but on his face.

Frank has face cracks.

“Spose Kate would be mad if I had one of her soda’s huh? Guess I’ll have a beer.” He’s not particularly a fan of beer, especially since he can’t get drunk anymore. But he’s come to endure it for the sake of his scant social life.

𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓@thesharpshooter.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"I have alcohol free beer, Kate's sodas and a bottle of wine Tony sent me after the accident, even if I can't drink alcohol with my meds. OH, and tap water."

“The cracks..? That’s an interesting way of putting it. Dunno if it’s any consolation at all but… You look fine to me. Not a day over 75.” He winks.

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"Yeah, but you don't look it. All the cracks on my face do."

“Least you’re not as old as me…”

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

He sighed. "I am fucking old."

“Not a bad idea… What you got?”

𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓@thesharpshooter.bsky.social · 11mo ago

... "Need something to drink and wash that down?"

“Mmhmm—“ Nods, chewing for why too long, swallows, “You too.”

𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓@thesharpshooter.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Clint shook his head and took another nugget for himself. He was smiling a bit. "Good to see you, by the way."

Quickly shoves multiple nuggets in his mouth like a chipmunk. His expression is still pretty blank regardless of the fullness of his cheeks.

𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓@thesharpshooter.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Slides the plate in his direction. "Help yourself, buddy."

“Careful Frank… You’re starting to sound old.”

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"...Everyone has a thing these days."

I think I need a strong man in my life again.

“... yeah… she uh, Can talk to squirrels, I guess? I dunno exactly what her deal is, to be honest.

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"Okay but... Squirrel Girl?"

Damn. I’m jealous. Barbecue sauce too? Mmm…

𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓@thesharpshooter.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Having the best dinner known to man. (Pizza place was closed.)

“You talkin’ about Squirrel Girl? Doreen is nice and her squirrels are surprisingly well behaved.”

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Hm. Odd. I know I heard there’s a super squirrel now.”

“You’re not wrong. I didn’t even know Sugar Gliders existed until I saw someone carrying one around. And everyone has a snake now.”

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“As pets. Just seems people‘s options for pets are getting crazier now.”

… what does this mean?

Frank Castle@1batch2batch.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“What ever happened to dogs and cats?”

I miss Steve…

I’m so tired…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT MURDOCK