Passenger, "Why can I not bring my cast iron pan?" Me, as I swing said pan in the air, "BONK!" Coworker, as they laugh, "Because it's a deadly weapon if you do what he just did to someone's head."
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AKA Skitchy, Dancy, Mouse, D-pad and other names I can't remember.
With PlayStation sunsetting all disc production in the coming year, Sony clarified it will be substituted with a tried-and-true physical format. paletteswap.site/dif...
Me when I get home: I'm going to checkpoint 10...
Alec Baldwin: Booze Need
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Me and everyone I know who have to bid tomorrow probably have a song similar to this going through our head as we look at the bid lines. Especially the full timers like me who are left. It's going to be cutthroat for the last remaining spots...
The Infected Lands
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Coworker whose birthday it was today, "I don't want to go outside! Why would I want to do that?" Me, "RIGHT?!? There's bugs and humidity out there!" Coworker, "Exactly! Eeeww!" Side note, it was a beautiful day, and I did go outside for a bit of it.
Person comes through with a schitt's creek shirt. Me, "You're good, and you're a little bit Alexis."
Alexis Rose: A Little Bit Alexis Dance
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Kid, "Why is Daddy still out there?" Mom, "Because Daddy does whatever he wants and never listens..." X-ray person, "No, it's because you left your Nintendo in the bag. He's just taking it out." Me, quietly to mom, "Like father like son, huh?" Mom, "Story of my life..."
Ugg... Today has been a day at work. Everyone agrees... and we even found a GUN.
It feels good to do something nice for someone you know. Although I will be regretting this in the morning.
Take me, you, add the two. Listen to me, baby, that's all you got to do.
"But you have to go in there! There's a shirtless werewolf man in there yearning for you!" Work is getting into the spirit of Halloween already.
Coworker G, "I can trip myself, I don't need you to injure me." Me, "So, in other words, you are a strong independent woman who don't need no man to commit fraud with?" Coworker G, "Exactly!"
Uncle, "The dress code tonight is nice, but casual. So you know, basically no jeans." Me: "~*FANCY*~. Got it."
Happy 50th Anniversary to The Muppet Show! Jim Henson's groundbreaking puppet variety show began airing on the United Kingdom's ATV Network on this date in 1976 ahead of its US debut later that month.
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
Coworker, "OMG! Pumpkin spiced latte!" Me:
Helm'S Deep King Theodin
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Friends, "You are a responsible adult." Me, "I AM?!?" Friends, "Can you really say friend P and friend S are responsible?" Me, "No... Not really."
Memes aside, this is what I'll always remember Tim Curry for. It's also the first thing I've ever seen him in.
Professional Pirate
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He's finally done it. RIP you very silly man. :(
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
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I liked Kain better when his armor was teal and not purple...
When they test you at your job on basically every part of your job.
Kermit the Frog Panic
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Protip: if at any point in your life you cohabitated with a raccoon, bring it up as early and often as possible.
Props to you random passenger who started drinking a long island iced tea at 4am at the TSA checkpoint.