Abdul El-Sayed called me this morning to tell me good morning, and I said thank you and then I told him good morning as well and congratulated him and he said thank you #allydaddy

a penis can become a pussy and you can get eaten out: that’s a fucking miracle to me

I cast a money spell and it’s gonna work

@abdulelsayed.bsky.social send me $20 pls #allydaddy

I admit it is getting to me seeing news like 2.4 billion to a petting zoo for the troops, 1.2 billion to food courts for concentration camp prison guards while I'm wondering when the next time my bank account will see a couple hundred in it

I think a lot of men forgot how to cum

I need a flat iron so bad dude

she’s a hairdresser 💫

Ken Jennings shows that LGBTQ media exists to reinforce the hierarchy: cis men (gay or straight) at the top, trans women at the bottom

genuinely asking: why? the election is pedophile cowboy v mr. pronoun nohormones. is there any ambiguity whatsoever about which of these two candidates winning will be better for trans rights

to be a prince among timewasters is only a couple hundred an hour

let's bring back warez everybody

never apologizing to women is the american way

wondering if WNBA feminism won’t end up being the term to describe how cis women are fumbling women’s rights issues

found a local marker that sells hello kitty toilet paper at a cheaper price than regular tp

Donald Trump may be technically alive but I believe he’s dead

very grateful for my heart

Sam Altman saying he uses chatgpt to surveil his children's calendars so it can make a podcast about their interests so he doesn't have to spend time with them, that's just protestantism

when u look at the kinds of ppl profiting off of this, it becomes quite clear. it's all has-been celebs, hack comedians, failed journalists, mediocre athletes, scumbag politicians, etc. nearly all of them are dead enders, which speaks to this industry itself being a dead end. it's a graveyard

I cried today for a half hour but there’s still lots of tension behind my eyes I probably need a good four hour cry while being held

boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend

hunger sucks because I can’t stop worrying about my fat little tits

results are in: Abdul El-Sayed is the #1 ally daddy

I keep fantasizing about putting my life back together and having the energy to do really nice things for all the people who have supported me through this abyss

every time I meditate I’m loving myself

I know it isn’t exactly the case because there’s no strike but I still think everybody working at grindr in 2026 is a scab because our right to organize was eviscerated and playing dumb about it is no excuse

I don't think I have rights anymore; my union ballot wasn't counted, I couldn't observe a public labor hearing without being harassed out of the courtroom. I'm pretty sure my 1st amendment rights were violated, but lawyers shrug