Ulta and Sephora birthday gifts were underwhelming this year

Idk why my mom feels like she gotta stay in Baltimore but I wanna come home after a full day of crabs get on my damn vouch lol

Getting my couch cleaned ☺️☺️☺️. I hope it’s dry so I can really lay down when I get back home

2 more things I wanna do before my vacation is over is purge my closet to donate some clothes & get my organizing shelves put up in my kitchen and bathroom

Being calm is a superpower.

That Perez Hilton video is very very disturbing

I need some cuddles, light to heavy petting, making out and booty rubs … STAT!

Dating multiple people just isn’t for me. If things don’t work out, I’ll take my time to heal, then move on.

I’m watching The Idaho Murders doc on Netflix and those 2 surviving roommates know more than they are telling

I really need to chill on spending money (I won’t)

All the black men I know that married white their wives are so mid it’s crazy

Cuddled up on my couch this is the best feeling ☺️

Yes, there is a white ppl's and a Black ppl's heaven. Idc idc idc 😌

I came to the nail salon on a great day, it’s not busy at all 😌

It’s gorgeous! Now my mansion is complete 🥳

I have a real date with a man for my birthday that I’m actually excited for. Wtf woulda thought?!

My couch arrives today!!!!! My butthole hasn’t stopped puckering since I woke up. I can’t believe this is how my body decides to feel excitement in my old age

I don’t even wake up this early when I actually have to work 😭😭😭 this is crazy

This is the first year that I can remember actually being happy & excited about my birthday..I’ve had the birthday saddies for far too long

Y’all prob talking nasty and here I am talking bout the body of Christ 😭😭😭

I’m fried so please hear me out 😭 As a girl that went to catholic school for many many years I’ve always found it funny that the body of Christ was a cracker and I wondered why a cracker then it hit me that maybe it’s cuz he gave out bread a few times. Idk why I’m doing this to myself

Dave East can get ITTTTTTTTTT OMG

#BRINGBACKYEARNING

Y’all share all types of TMI lol let me have this moment

I made lamb chops and a steak 😂😂😂 I guess I’m overcompensating for the meat I’m not getting

And yes girl!

ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀@jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 2d ago

BUT I NEED TO GO TO BED?

Idk if it’s the excitement for my new couch or my birthday but my butthole has been puckering all damn day

My utility bill jumped to almost 400. This is an apartment buddy ain't that much air in here to even be centralized!