Damn these US President guys don't know what Verity looks like
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The year is 1964. Captain America has once again taken the world by storm. And this time, a smarter Britain has decided they need their own superhero. A better patriot than Steve Rodgers could ever be. A tea-drinking, crumpet-munching monarchist. Her name? Union Jack.
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
Fuck it. Marital and parental status in bio now because I'm tired of having to clarify it every twelve seconds.
Everything I hear about the USA makes it sound like a continent-sized cryptid
Alright, she got confirmed as a woman. Thirstposting over.
I know nothing about him but he's bad as hell
Cis person gender struggles are so weird because instead of thinking "I wish I was a woman" I get to think "I gotta get more metrosexual"
Asked the furry artist for a tufted titmouse and got a rat with a big rack fuck my stupid chud life
I should start posting about my PMD-adjacent universe
I start laughing every time I remember that airplanes are the safest form of human transport because the engineers want to fuck the planes. It sounds fake but it's true.
I was helping one of my kids apply sunscreen to their face and got mentally flashbanged by this gif #KillEveryone
ralsei and susie
ALT: ralsei and susie
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Just saw people on Twitter wanting to fuck a dark fountain from Deltarune #TheyveStillGotIt
Drew a Delphox from memory and got a surprisingly coherent result
Motherfuckers be like "Why don't my children ever talk to me?" MATEY YOU BE THE REASON THEY NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE
Stepped inside a grocery store and it smelled so strongly of rural India that I was taken aback. Like damn I didn't know they had these smells here
"Given everything Noelle dealt with, she'd struggle to accept the death of her dad" Makes sense! "Noelle is likely the most emotionally stunted of the cast" Y-yeah? "She still says stuff like 'holy cheese and crackers'. If anyone needed to grow up but couldn't, it'd be her" ill kill you. I'LL KILL Y