ALIGNMENT FUN FACT: in 2017, when I was fresh off my own personal rock bottom, the Unicorn Frappuccino came out at Starbucks. That was the day that Jack B. Nimble, enchanter-turned-barista, was born. I wrote the scene he got arrested in Magic Beans that same day. 1/? #AMQUERYING #UNICORNFRAPPUCCINO
Lizzy S. Briggs
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She/They. 🌈 Author & avid knitter. PNW based DFW survivor. Currently querying my Adult Urban Fantasy novel ALIGNMENT.
Happy Pride Month. If you know a young person (age 13-26) in the US who is getting their access to queer library books restricted because of local small-minded folks, please refer them to the Books Unbanned program. More people should know about it. #pride booksunbanned.com/card
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When in doubt, reread your favorite book. Here’s mine:
My wife texted me that the Unicorn Frappuccino was back, only to immediately have to retract her news since it’s only at Coachella. This limited edition release drink inspired me so much in 2017 that I wrote a whole book about a magical barista called ALIGNMENT. I’m querying that story now. 1/?
Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!! Sending much love to my trans and non-binary siblings worldwide. Your bravery inspires me every day. You deserve peace and comfort and safety and love, and to live in a world where you don’t have to be brave at all.
I know I’m querying a whole manuscript so getting rejections isn’t anything special, but I’m very excited for my future rejection from TBQ. I’m going to frame it. And heaven help all of you if my short story actually gets accepted. I will become a menace.
Update re: submissions! When we opened last spring, we got 2k subs, then I found out I would be cutting open my chest, and then I did, and then I recovered, plus I have two kids, a real job, and had to write my book and now I only have 600 more to read and your rejection is coming soon!
Feeling the ruthless, diabolical, bloodthirsty joy of molding your inner world into shape, the arduous task of refining it over and over again, spinning straw into gold until your fingers are bloody and you are at last satisfied that it is finished. And a bonus fourth thing: knowing AI could never.
You're not going to make any money doing this and no one is going to read it, so you must hope for a secret third thing to happen
I know I yell about this a lot but I literally got the best opportunities of my life just from sharing my weird art online. You can, and should, try the things that you've wanted to do but didn't because there was a part of you that said, "what's the point?" Sometimes the point is the joy of it bro
Before starting this magazine, I had never been professionally paid for writing, had never worked with an editor, and didn't have any friends who were writers. It's not too late when you can begin at any point, I promise. And I mean that on so many levels.
This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...
N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal
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Can confirm: this is how ALIGNMENT got written. Except Jack is probably three or four things wrong with me 😅
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
If you’re in the query trenches (or a writer at all) please read this wonderful post from Mick, one of the brilliant minds behind TBQ, which you should also be reading. Especially right now with all the atrocities going on, art made by humans is so important.
Updated the blog, free writing advice open.substack.com/pub/tacobell...
Critical status update, y’all: Prince Crunchwrap Supreme and General Diablo are STILL IN THE RUNNING!!!! I am so stoked!!!! 2026 is the year of whimsy, so if you’re reading this, go write that insane thing! You, too, may one day be considered by one of the world’s foremost literary zines!
End of year TBQ8 update: Great news! You're not rejected! I just haven't done anything! The last quarter of this year I've been on deadline with my book, recovered from a major surgery and then I decided to quit drinking too! With all that finally behind me, TBQ comes back in 2026. Happy new year!
THIS SOUNDS SO COOL!!!!!!!
The world is cruel; you don't have to be. A gay, aspiring superhero is torn between two mentors as he pursues a mysterious supervillain who can control minds, while the world teeters on the brink of war. The Winter Soldier x Hench x Dreadnought #QueerPit #AC #CLI #D #SH #SPF #A #OwnVoices
I need this book desperately, intravenously, IMMEDIATELY!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands out
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hands out
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🎤 Take one secretly-bisexual pop star, trapped by his image 😒 Add a wry, gay assistant who hates pop music and can't trust his heart 👿 The Type A manager 💿 A risky new album 🥵 And feelings too dangerous for love songs ⭐️ Because once the spotlight has you, there's no going back. #QueerPit #A #R #MM
This pitch slays!!! 🧛
🩷Spells for Lost Things meets Buffy💚 When a vampire and a teen witch kill a high-ranking vamp in self defense, they team up to hide the murder from the slain foe’s vengeful clan—and bonding over the deadly secret just might kindle their offbeat romance. #QueerPit #YA #P #R
I absolutely LOVE this premise!! I’m a [redacted] for second chance romances 😍😍😍
EDITORS 👀 QUEER HALLMARK Liam ran; Duncan stayed. Now, they're paired on a city project--but Duncan doesn't recognize Liam post-transition. Liam thinks he can pretend to be a stranger, but as feelings grow it's only a matter of time before Duncan unburies their past. #queerpit #romcom #onsub