MEMO: Saeder-Krupp, an equal opportunity employer, denies that the company is developing an “Ork Repellant.” This accusation is racist and abhorrent, and is a gross misrepresentation of SK’s new line of urban combat chemical agents - which, I might add - affect *all* metahumans equally. #Shadowrun

When he is right, he is right. That’s why Saeder-Krupp is committed to retaining the edge on the most cutting edge disorganizing tools in the world today. -L #Shadowrun

Harlequin@caimbuel.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hot tip chummers. Organized people beats organized money. @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social 's boss can have the biggest paramilitary on the planet but a good, organized runner team will beat it.

Hot tip chummers. Organized people beats organized money. @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social 's boss can have the biggest paramilitary on the planet but a good, organized runner team will beat it.

IRREGULAR ASSETS: What’s the most undignified thing YOU have used to extract a high priority target? I’m compiling a database. #Shadowrun

MEMO: Hypothetically let’s say there are two mismatched enemies. One has endless resources for cyberware, bleeding edge weaponry, and influence. The other has spent years developing a strategy of “grabbing sensitive body part and not letting go.” Who is going to win? #Shadowrun

IRREGULAR ASSETS: Status check - what shadowruns do you have planned for the weekend? #Shadowrun

MEMO: The dossier described the subject as a man eater. Herr Flessing apparently misinterpreted the language and attempted to seduce the subject. Lesson learned. #Shadowrun

Fnord.

MEMO: Security has released some rather interesting footage of some shadowrunners making a getaway last night. (I swear, every night in the ‘50s was like this.) #Shadowrun

MEMO: Mr. Spinrad’s cosmetic enhancements and personality have failed him so completely he is now suing to allow *what*? -L #Sadowrun

MEMO: Some thoughts regarding the outcome of Operation Indigo… You can equip troops with the latest in body armor and high-end weapons. You can enhance them with ‘ware and magic. You can train them in the Desert Wars. BUT THEY ARE STILL FLAMMABLE, YOU DOLTS!! #Shadowrun

MEMO: Someone has been mucking about in the metaplanes again. I believe I just saw a drow elf who should definitely not be here. Where is that clown? -L #Shadowrun

MEMO: So, we’re really going with “The SOX Is For Lovers”, Marketing? #Shadowrun

MEMO: Who controls the HVAC controls the top secret research facility. Who controls Morty controls the HVAC. -L #Shadowrun

🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨: Staff of Himmelschmiede Orbital Platform - we have traced the call! It is coming from INSIDE THE SPACE STATION! #Shadowrun

MEMO: Administrative Scheduling team, I realize that this is a difficult group to get an in person meeting with since they really, REALLY don’t trust Seder-Krupp, but all you have to do is get them within mortar range. You can do this! #Shadowrun

IRREGULAR ASSETS: I need a team with strong stomachs for an emergency extraction ASAP. There’s a high value employee being held in a known Tamanous safe house in NOLA. Get them out safely and quickly. As for their captors, well… Follow your heart. #Shadowrun #Plothook

MEMO: While I never apologize for anything, I will accept *some* responsibility for the air quality of late. The rest belongs to a certain contemporary of mine from Denver who, by the way, fights like an ELF. -L #Shadowrun

MEMO: Today Seder-Krupp honors the passing of Dr. William Weir, who disappeared on this day in 2047. He will be missed.

MEMO: Every shadowrunner’s first day with a Vindicator. #Shadowrun

IRREGULAR ASSETS: Mr. Lofwyr has one, maybe two funerals to attend shortly. He requires a team of runners to retrieve his suit from a lava tube in Sicily. Other parties would also like this suit. Remain on guard. #Shadowrun #Plothook

MEMO: The Saeder-Krupp Political Action Committee will meet today to discuss campaign donations in a critical race. On the one hand, far-right grifters tend to play ball. On the other, Saeder-Krupp does manufacture many, many bins. #Shadowrun

MEMO: I hate to break it to you metahumans, but this individual being medically suspended between life and death in a cruel mockery of mortality for the sake of hoarding power is not unusual, it’s just the one you know about. -L #Shadowrun

MEMO: Thanks to Seder-Krupp’s proprietary Pituitary Enhancement biotech, bullies are now faster, stronger, and dumber than ever! #Shadowrun

MEMO: Mr. Lofwyr would like to point out that the heatwave outside is why employees are discouraged from leaving the arcology. #Shadowrun

MEMO: Please see media language guidance re: the current situation for S-K forces on Mallorca. NO: cut off killing field blunder YES: advanced deployment zone of conflict non-traditional maneuver #Shadowrun

MEMO: Also reminder that if Mr. Lofwyr tells someone that he will knock the smile off their face he is speaking in a very, very literal sense. #Shadowrun

MEMO: There is a lot of talk right now about the Curse of Blok’Thokk regarding the series of incidents at Facility 21. I can assure you all that this is nothing more than a garden variety cannibalistic serial killer. Resume your normal duties. -L #Shadowrun

MEMO: Is that good? #Shadowrun

MEMO: Mr. Lofwyr would like to know who let Sheila Blatavska into the building. He does not have time for this today. #Shadowrun