Jason

@lordofallusions.bsky.social

I’ll probably be live-posting a sport, posting a picture of food, or making some sort of pun.

Waiting on the Braves to make some great trade deadline deal, knowing full well this is going to be like waiting through the credits for one of the lame post-credits scenes. Like the one with Harry Styles after The Eternals.

I’m going to have to do a Clerks “I assure you we are open” style banner on my house that says, “I assure you my roof is fine” based on the number of unwanted solicitations we keep getting.

I really thought I was smart on timing the peak of those oil stocks I’ve been wanting to get rid of for years, at the beginning of June. I should’ve realized who was running things and held on a bit longer.