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@lordoftays.bsky.social
They/Them || AuDHD || 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 || Sometimes I’m funny
Was anyone else absolutely convinced their ceiling fan was going to fall on them in the middle of the night if it was going too fast or was that also an OCD thing?
I’m starting to think it’s maybe gay 🤞🏼
TDM@lordoftays.bsky.social · 10mo agoTime to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
I would like to thank my psychotic ex-roommate for the one good thing she ever did for me: teaching me how to read astrology charts.
“Man, it really feels like my serpentine belt is about to snap.” -Me, approximately 10 seconds before my serpentine belt snapped.
I don’t get an actual period but I do have the normal hormone cycles and I always know when I’m menstruating because my dog gets really clingy with me and I cry when I look at her.
Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target
Do the children still listen to Get Low by Lil John & The East Side Boyz at school dances?
I refuse to apologize for celebrating the death of white supremacists. The fact that we are expected to just shows how far we’ve fallen as a society.
Y’all can die mad, @imodrew.bsky.social is my fucking hero right now. She’s got ten times the backbone you weird losers will ever have.
How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by the Dunning Kruger effect?
The team orders between the McLarens at Monza was fine actually.
Fighting for my life in the bathroom of the hot pot restaurant. Pray for me.
Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
Decided when I turned 30 to finally allow myself to be bad at things. I spend my time making bad art and writing a sub par book because I spent all my 20s doing absolutely nothing out of fear of not being good enough.
Idk how to deal with the fact that the person who traumatized me as a child has had to face exactly zero consequences and every time she’s gotten away with shit it has been entirely at my expense lol.
Met a new Uchinaanchu (Indigenous Okinawan) friend for tea and Thai food last night. Obviously, we had to take a picture of our hajichi (traditional women’s hand tattoos).
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
Y’all are afraid to double text, I’ve been spamming my partner all day without a single reply. We are not the same.
I feel like there’s a secret third thing between blatant ableism and aspie supremacy. It’s wild that no one seems capable of finding it.