Lord Pyro
@lordpyromon.bsky.social
Vtuber/PNGtuber/Video Essayist A cynical coffee mug that likes to complain about video games. Ask me about my thoughts on Halo or Sonic The Hedgehog if you want to feel bad. https://youtube.com/@lordpyromon?si
The funny thing about the Swoozie situation is that one of his earliest storytime videos was a Sims 2 machinima. He knows damn well there are other ways to tell stories if you can’t afford animators. It’s never about money with these people, always about greed and laziness.
I guess Rovio saw all the cameos in the Mario Galaxy movie and just kinda went “Hey… we could do that.”
As long as it sets up a Justice League Dark movie I’m down.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2d agoA ‘CONSTANTINE’ movie is in the works at DC Studios. Francis Galluppi (‘Evil Dead Wrath’) is writing the script. (Source: Deadline)
We’re changing the state flag, deal with it!
Lord Pyro@lordpyromon.bsky.social · 2d agoDON’T MESS WITH TEXAS, BITCHES!!!
Christmas is now illegal, you can only say Happy Holidays from now on!
I just discovered that the Chinese buffet in my hometown that I used to frequent as a kid was recently outed as a front for HUMAN TRAFFICKING?!?! What a day…
If this was the Helix design I’d buy it day one.
IGN@ign.com · 3d agoWith GTA 6 mere weeks away from launch, Xbox has revealed the Xbox Series X-Bite, a five-foot-long, alligator-shaped, fully-functional Xbox Series X that you can win in a sweepstakes. And no, it's not real taxidermy. 🐊 https://bit.ly/4jRUnUc
>The warp songs already exist >The entirety of Hyrule Field is only slightly larger than a Wal-Mart parking lot What would even be the point?
IGN@ign.com · 4d agoA new interview with the developers behind The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake details how the team worked on a potential fast travel system, but ended up scrapping the idea. https://bit.ly/4iUOWmp
Looks like Sonic Schoolhouse is finally getting a sequel
The Sonic Stadium ✪ Sonic the Hedgehog News & Community@sonicstadium.org · 4d agoNEWS: Sonic the Hedgehog is coming to kids gaming platform Lingokids this December! Five Sonic games will bring "fast-paced adventures with playful learning experiences" #SonicNews
neat how it takes you back to a functional search engine
IGN@ign.com · 4d agoGoogle just got a The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Easter egg that transports you back to the 1998 version of the search engine — complete with blue links for results. https://bit.ly/4itLs8X
Definitely not a sign of an impending industry crash, not at all.
IGN@ign.com · 4d agoYakuza series creator Toshiro Nagoshi’s studio has officially shut down before it had the chance to release a game. https://bit.ly/3UsUxHa
This game is actually starting to sound terrible. There has never been more of an opening for Saint’s Row to fill in the industry than right now, if someone would just wrestle it out of Embracer’s hands.
Triple-Q@triple-q.bsky.social · 4d agoI think that videogames shouldn't be afraid to be videogame-y and unrealistic, actually
sonic gens: haha woah! there's two of me! time to go defeat that egghead! shadow gens:
Can you believe the problem has only gotten worse?
Lord Pyro@lordpyromon.bsky.social · 9mo agoI’m already seeing a MASSIVE influx of Ai slop in the current Next Fest. Really disappointing.
Wonder Woman movie confirmed for a 2036 release date DC Universe reboot confirmed for 2037
IGN@ign.com · 5d agoJames Gunn has clarified DC Studios’ 8-10 year roadmap and confirmed its focus on Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman as its “diamond characters.” https://t.co/AvgJ9Aektm
Mickey: “Hiya Simba, it’s been a while! Last time I saw you, you were just yea big! How’s the king?” Simba: “Dad’s dead.” Mickey: “Oh… I’m sor-” Simba: “And I think I might have been responsible?” Mickey: “…. Holy shit dude.”
The Emperor's New Podcast@podcasttenp.bsky.social · last wk.House of Mouse takes place over the course of Simba's lifetime.
Happy to say I was partying at my cousin’s wedding when the bubble finally popped.
Pat Stares At Forever@patstaresat.bsky.social · 7d agobsky.app/profile/rafa...