Lorelei Mission
@loreleimission.bsky.social
Hippie-chick into bondage roleplay, dog rescue, puppets, animation, plantfood, & compassion for the homeless. Life partners (30+ years!): Jon Woods, Eric Holman. - - she/her
On holiday in Spain recently, quite a nice hotel. I'd swim in the pool in the afternoon then tell my husband I was going back to the room to shower. Our bathroom had a fabulously versatile & effective bidet where I nearly power-hosed off my clitoris during those two weeks.
This month Jon and I wrote and performed a skit for the #Puppetzilla #PuppetSlam. It was the first time I've ever done something like this. It was terrifying but fun. Photo by Adam www.instagram.com/_paveparadise/ #LAGP #AdultPuppetry
Google’s AI is a joke. 15 minutes ago it told me the World Cup 2025 was over and that Argentina had won.
What movies did you see multiple times in the theater during the first run? I went 5 times to see Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 times for The Happytime Murders.
Well. :( My cousin died just recently, right before her birthday, and a bunch of people wrote happy birthday messages without checking her Facebook profile first. :(
Lorelei Mission@loreleimission.bsky.social · last mo.It’s a pet peeve of mine that people use the Facebook shortcuts to write ‘Happy Birthday’ without checking the person’s profile first. My neighbor Jim died years ago and annually people post stuff like “how ya been; we should meet up for coffee”
Clips4sale is having “A.I.” write first-person blurbs to go on each Performer’s Profile. Just because a performer is hired to do 20 fetishes doesn’t mean she Loves all of those fetishes. C4S is putting words into our mouths, and it’s really annoying.
From the morning walk: The vibe for the 4th this year.
Oh no! Crystal told me she was starving and I didn't believe her! I hope I can revive her with a treat (or two).
Whatcha doing this weekend? How about taking a look at the American Damsels clips store? There's a 15% off sale happening now: www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
Now that I have your attention: There's a 15% off sale going on right now at the American Damsels clips store! Check it out here: www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
I've been unable to find anyone who knows what kind of mushrooms they are. Complicating matters is the fact that I'm unwilling to rip them out and photograph their roots for online identification.
American Damsels@jonwoodsad.bsky.social · last mo.In a groundbreaking development, some convict mushrooms tried tunneling out of prison, but Lorelei caught them and put them behind bars again.🍄
Sorry, buddy, that short story was a caution for us bondagers. Doesn’t apply to regular folk.
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · last mo.I read a short story about the value of always having a few yards of rope with you when I was a teen. I replaced the original with 70m of lightweight climbing rope a few years back. I keep it at the bottom of my laptop bag just in case. Not even opened the packet yet.
It’s a pet peeve of mine that people use the Facebook shortcuts to write ‘Happy Birthday’ without checking the person’s profile first. My neighbor Jim died years ago and annually people post stuff like “how ya been; we should meet up for coffee”
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · last mo.I once wished a friend on facebook a happy birthday with the message "congratulations on not being dead " turned out they had died two months previously.
Duh. Wordsearch for the specific uniforms you want to see. Sheesh.
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · last mo.I have a fetish for women in uniform and women in authority. But I feel I can't search for uniform porn because it mainly brings back results featuring women dressed as schoolgirls. I might be a pervert, but I'm no paedo.
It’s strange to me that this is the era where YouTube has more info about me than ever before, and their algorithm system is ramped up to “AI” levels, but the site rarely figures out the right videos to suggest to me. I like dogs. YouTube knows it. It can’t be that hard to show me some dog videos.
Husband's an arborist. Helped him on a job. My job was to turn the chipper on and off. It vibrated a lot and if I put my crotch against it I'd eventually have an orgasm. Had 7. End of day was exhausted. Husband said "now you know how hard my job is". Couldn't say why though.
124M Passwords Exposed as Infostealer Malware Hits Millions of Devices www.techrepublic.com/article/news...
124M Passwords Exposed as Infostealer Malware Hits Millions of Devices
Have I Been Pwned has added 124 million passwords and 56 million email addresses from infostealer logs tied to infected devices.
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Crystal sits half out of her bed, ready to pounce on any food that may come along at a moment's notice.
Tomorrow is Father's Day, or as we in the adult industry call it, "Step-Father's Day." (A good joke is always worth recycling.) Dad humor.
"Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself," the time-traveler said.
One of my fetishes involves regularly rewatching the Foil Girls in the Weird Al video youtube.com/watch?v=urgl...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Foil (Official 4K Video)
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I'm working on C4S record compliance. They want I.D. shots and releases for these performers.🤔
Yesterday Eric Holman & I enjoyed a wonderful lunch with Loren Chance, visiting from the other side of the world. We're hoping she'll come back for a longer visit at the end of the year. (Sadly, Lorelei wasn't feeling well & couldn't attend.)
On Friday afternoon @loreleimission.bsky.social and I had an unintentional private screening of "Stop! That! Train!" The movie is goofy fun, but we wished we could've seen it with an audience. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2Y...
Stop! That! Train! | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
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