“Jason Arday has serious questions to answer” and “There is a racist campaign against Jason Arday” can both simultaneously be true.
Vanny Bisto
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Gary's and Jessie's treat dispenser. #COYS Daddy Davies Stan account, worst snooker player there is. Going on about books an awful lot. Less Eric Bristow, more Vanny Bisto
New recruit at the pub. Poppy is having a munch. Still really shy but getting more brave by the day.
#InternationalOwlAwarenesDay - a perfect time to remember the owl in a birds of prey display which, as it soared, and the guide explained how well these owls map their surroundings , flew straight into a pole and fell onto a screaming child. I've never seen an embarrassed owl before that day.
Hiding Owl Scared Owl
ALT: Hiding Owl Scared Owl
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Had a little intruder on our balcony but fret not, he’s safe where he belongs.
Pub I played darts in last night absolutely shat the bed here
Incidentally I listened to the “you’re dead to me” podcast with @gregjenner.bsky.social on the same day and going through the list of gods I was like “yep, stationary is there”
Vanny Bisto@lottesometimes.bsky.social · 2w ago#book20 for the year. Her previous one is still on my mind a lot (and more so now with the Nolan film out). 📚📚💙
Best player was Spence. Your top Players went missing. You hung onto a lead because that’s the only thing you got. Blame manager all you want but your boys let you down just as much.
Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 3w ago🚨🏴 Thomas Tuchel: “It’s easy to say my decisions were wrong after the defeat”.
Kane goes missing again when it matters and people will Literally blame the dinner lady instead of senior players who didn’t step up.
Why are service charges suddenly being applied to everything? How did US-style automatic tipping come to London? It’s a sign of an unwell hospitality industry promoting a mass outbreak of entirely legal tax avoidance. www.londoncentric.media/p/how-us-sty...
How US-style tipping culture came to London
Plus: Andy Burnham's copy-and-paste pledge to the capital • Dawn Butler's mayoral fundraiser • The ongoing hunt for a luxury children's meal.
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If someone has any links to a show called “this man Craig” please get in touch. Any clips or full episodes would be appreciated @theguyliner.bsky.social @jaykayell.bsky.social
Gordon vying for a John Friday sponsorship
Barika the Curly-Haired Sheep
ALT: Barika the Curly-Haired Sheep
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@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social in it for life (and a tea towel). How bad was Max’s yesterday when you literally spent hours talking about people’s toilet habits 😂
People moaning about Emma Hayes doing punditry when Giroud can barely string a sentence together.
@noscoredraws.com have you done Van Hecke with his shiner yet? Asking for a recently announced transfer friend
had a bizarre thought I should make baba ghanoush, which I haven't done for years as I was walking to the shop. It so happened they had aubergines on sale. They're roasting in the air fryer right now.
Apparently Wayne Mardle is spurs and that cheered me up. His commentary at the World Cup is great fun.
Loved this. It’s got a rare treasure threatened to be stolen by a prolific thief, a master detective, disguises and a whodunnit.
Vanny Bisto@lottesometimes.bsky.social · 2mo ago#book15 escapism into crime fiction continues as the news atm is too grim.
Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.
the magpies who come to take the piss out of the cats brought a friend today. Now there's three of them laughing at the cats.
Someone’s been sleeping on his chirpy cushion all day
Children’s game company making games for intended market and not for entitled middle aged blokes shocker.
Ian Bogost@ibogost.com · 2mo agoSorry for posting, but, Nintendo games—on the rare occasions when Nintendo, a video-game company, deigns to make them—seem almost satirically infantile, as if the entire Nintendo project has now moved well beyond mere nostalgia into elaborate, pathological psychological regression.
Whoever said time is linear has t been to a spurs match