Since turning 43 this morning I must say this checks out

Dan Douglas@dandouglas.bsky.social · 22h ago

at this weird age (43) where everyone in their 20s looks like a child and everyone my age is middle-aged. except me, i’m normal age

25 years since a day that will live in infamy (my 18th birthday when my very bad band did a ska-punk reworking of Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’)

I know there haven't been any new drawings since the World Cup and I do apologise but you simply must factor in that I've been trying to buy a new kettle and this isn't something you can just rush into

🙏 SHARES APPRECIATED 🙏 WANTED: grassroots football teams with good vibes and a social conscience to connect with and (who knows) maybe play friendlies and stuff with. Any ages/abilities/genders welcome. If you know of such a team with a presence on Bluesky, please do send them Union Street's way 👇💚

Union Street FC@unionstreetfc.bsky.social · last yr.

Hi Bluesky, we're Union Street FC - a ragtag amateur football team based in Oxford. Club motto: Love 💚 Peace ☮️ Freedom 🕊️ Values: good causes, fair play, supporting the refugee community and failing to defend corners. Currently scrapping it out in Oxfordshire Senior League Div 3. Come say hi x

I've played 445 games for this club, a mere 13 divisions below the Premier League. We won 1 (one) league match last season. You should follow us so that when we *do* get to the Premier League, you can say you were along for the ride.

Union Street FC@unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hello again 💚 To celebrate us finding the login details for this account, here’s a picture of us at our happiest (sitting under a tree, in the shade, not playing football)

Currently unemployed but

Jenny O@msyellowhat.bsky.social · 4d ago

Back to the really important questions: Who is the hottest manager in the English football leagues? No wrong answers, the heart wants what the heart wants

Absolutely reeling from food delivery containing this carrot/murder weapon

Did one of those DNA heritage test things and apparently I am 5.2% Dutch which explains the absolutely sick Cruyff turn I did in 2007

Been a bit quiet lately. Apologies, just been going through some stuff (Tottenham Hotspur still being awful)

Already lived through Darwin Nunez leaving the Premier League. Haaland's cut his hair, and now Woltemade is off to Juventus. All my muses, gone.

If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier

It might be purely coincidental, but Spurs's decline can be traced back to the moment this @noscoredraws.com mug arrived.

Stop asking if we drew this www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sheffield artist defends "unfinished" Ronnie O'Sullivan mural

The mural on a snooker club wall has gone viral - but artist says "touch-ups" are still needed.

bbc.co.uk

Nerdlingers, can anyone confirm for me whether the butterfly on this narrow boat is actually a painted lady or is it actually a red admiral and they’ve made a grievous error

I will back Gianni Infantino’s reelection campaign if he promises to limit the thickness of corner flags

Appalling rumours circulating that we might be getting a dog

Goodnight

I mean I at least usually colour inside the lines, but this guy?

No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽@noscoredraws.com · 3w ago

I’m quite bad at my job but I’m not Robert Sanchez bad at my job

I’m quite bad at my job but I’m not Robert Sanchez bad at my job

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Mark GJ@brokentv.uk · 3w ago

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll..

There was a lot of big silly talk about Newcastle’s kit and how bad it would look on TV so it’s good to see it looking truly hideous

Just gonna pop my next ten months of mental health in the hands of eleven dorks who don’t know I exist #coys

I’m in a field in wales where arsenal winning just isn’t a thing

They’ll be hearing from our lawyers

📚 Tears at La Bombonera/Dame Bola (Christopher Hylland)@hylland.bsky.social · 4w ago

This is fantastic! Last night Vélez Sarsfield’s starting XI were presented on the big screen at El Fortín with children’s drawings of the players to celebrate Argentina’s ‘Day of the Child’ (which was on Sunday) 👏

It’s all in hand. Just wait for the transfer window to close, then there will be a frankly upsetting amount of bad drawings.

Dazzybabes@mrdg3.bsky.social · 3w ago

Going to need @noscoredraws.com to draw the new Aston Villa team so I can recognise them seeing as we've had so many changes

If you're not watching Cardiff City v Wrexham, here is the latest

Friends fear he’s built Lego Chernobyl

My football team are designing a training top thing and now I want to know: Has anyone ever done a short-sleeved zip-up jacket? A hitherto theoretical missing link betwixt gilet and tracky top?

Donnarumma making sure, there

If we had one picture hanging in the Louvre for every time someone responded to one of our bad drawings with ‘HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE’, no-one would go to the Louvre I can tell you that much