“you are making up a guy to get mad at” actually I already did that years ago it’s called “having a kid”
Harry Dean Stuntin’
@loubegavevo.bsky.social
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we must jettison the “*gestures at everything*” crowd if we ever are to truly hope for a better world. I’m like 8 beers deep from a work party and this makes sense to me.
supposed to be on a boat in 4 hours, looks awesome out there
tornado sirens going off. currently on the 40th floor at my office. do you guys think I’ll get a better view if I go near a window.
question: at what point do “they” come and “get you” for this? is there a number or is it more just based off of vibes?
cream “cheese”? do you take me for an ass? this is neither firm nor yellow. and what of the rind? find yourself another fool.
Do you ever get awestruck by the sheer scale of humanity? How many hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of families there are dropping off their kids at summer camp right now? How many thousands of thousands of children are having their hair brushed? Not me. I take it all in stride. It's a normal amount
I am a big dumb orangutan who needs nothing more to convince me to buy a stupid and overpriced t shirt than to see it is printed on comfort colors
I have seen three separate instances of the misspelled phrase “take a peak” today. it is 8:50 AM and feel I am losing my tether to reality.
when I am on website on my phone and they are like “did you know our website has an app? and the app is even better to use?” I am usually just like I guess we’ll never know
remember Passion Pit? here’s what he looks like now:
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2w agoI think even he is in shock as well
if i walked my child to the bus stop on their first day of school and the bus that arrived had this written on the side, I would simply drive them to school every day.
man I just caught up to Haley Stevens saying the thing about how making fun of her voice is making fun of Michigan, and then I looked up her voice, and as somebody born in Michigan and whose entire extended family resides in michigan, we don’t talk like that, please don’t think we talk like that.
woke 2 is here. if you have a DSA membership card you get $11 off at Buffalo Wild Wings. it’s not much but it’s a start.
can’t fuckin believe this kid is mine. unbelievable. the best.
probably the best relationship I have outside of my marriage is with the bartender at the bar in my building who smiles and nods at me without talking every time I walk into their bar to poop in their bathroom, and then again every time I leave. I don’t even drink there. perfect understanding.
sometime around 2009/2010 all horror movies decided there was nothing scarier than punctuating a jumpscare or title card with a full orchestra smashing in at the same time like “WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WOOOOO” and they were right. that’s scary. all the widdlies are so scary.
THE ADIDAS SAMBA IS THE FOOTWEAR OF THE PROLETARIAT AND SHOULD NEVER COST MORE THAN LIKE $60. THIS IS MY DECREE.
save me crispy pad thai. save my life mee krob song kreuang.
pov you are my close friend and you are being vulnerable
Harry Dean Stuntin’@loubegavevo.bsky.social · 3w agobasic experience of having ADHD is listening to somebody tell a story when suddenly everything goes black and the Resident Evil door animation plays in your head, then the world fades back into view and it’s 2 minutes later and you’re looking at your phone and the other person is mad at you.
basic experience of having ADHD is listening to somebody tell a story when suddenly everything goes black and the Resident Evil door animation plays in your head, then the world fades back into view and it’s 2 minutes later and you’re looking at your phone and the other person is mad at you.
Resident Evil - Wooden Door
ALT: Resident Evil - Wooden Door
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sorry but i unfortunately think this kicks ass. I can’t imagine watching this and being mad. well of course if my team did it I’d be mad. obviously. obviously if my team did this I’d be insanely mad. ofc my team would never do this, because they’re smart. but I’m glad there’s some idiots out there.
Eric Mallory Morgan@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 3w agoOhhhhhhh hmmmmmmm
as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it.
childfree posters remain the funniest freaks on the planet
