Oh, that's an interesting homebrew-wait, it's AI. Oh, that's an interesting port-wait, it's AI. Oh, that's an interesting ROM h-fuck this shit, it's all AI now isn't it? I am so tired.
Despite all my rage I can still rely on Nick Cage
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 19h agoNicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
Whoops, I typo'd and can't be bothered to redo that skeet. Edit button pls.
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 3d agoMan who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Can 'soulslike' die, please? No, my beloved Hollow Knight isn't one. It's a MetroidVania which just so happens to lift a mechanic or two from that one game.
My first-ever 1CC of arcade Ghouls 'n' Ghosts wasn't. Hit by Lucifer's lazer on my final life right as I scored the winning shot. Only it wasn't, because after I watched him explode I saw the 'game over' screen instead of the ending. I *did* do it legitimately, with four lives remaining, recently.
Retro Blast 👻@retroblastpod.com · 4d agoWhat's the most EMOTIONAL moment you've ever experienced in a video game?
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
Why do LLMs constantly write like this? Short statement. Sentence fragment. Slightly longer one in conclusion. It pisses me the fuck off. (but also "it's not about [x] it's about the [y near the x]" type shit)
Losing my shit at Super Ghouls 'n' Ghosts because it really is a wretched game and having to play three whole minutes of autoscroller AGAIN after dying to the stage 2 boss isn't it, chief.
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
Note the lack of any *actual* intelligence within these orgs.
Tim Carmody@tcarmody.bsky.social · last wk.This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
Currently my late night wind-down, replaying this always has me rediscovering how utterly FANTASTIC it all is. Amazing RPG.
SEGA City@segacity.bsky.social · last wk.'Shining Force II' was released on the SEGA Mega Drive 33 years ago today in Japan.
IMO this was a better Beetlejuice (movie) game than the actual Beetlejuice games. Which seemed more based on the animated show anyway so <shrugs>
SEGA City@segacity.bsky.social · 2w ago'Haunting' has you play as Polterguy as you freak out the family that caused your death. Have you ever played this unique Electronic Arts game?
Last night's spooky videogame (because apparently I can't wait for October) was DeCap Attack; which I completed with no lives lost! Anywho I drew the protagonist of that game, Chuck D. Head! 💀
Welcome to retrogaming! We got: - recompilations - - - um... - - - oh hey hope you like recompilations
As I lay my body to rest eternal, know that the hill upon which I do so is to be named "DeCap Attack is a great game".
I've been working on a Ghosts 'n' Goblins 1CC and, well, it's not looking quite as within reach... (still feasible, it's just UGH, waiting for RNG to give me the damn cross on stage 6...)
[love.self.hate]@loveselfhate.bsky.social · 2w agoTo celebrate my finally defeating arcade Ghouls 'n' Ghosts yesterday, I drew this in my sketchbook. Stage 3-2, my nemesis and frequent run-killer. #ghoulsnghosts #daimakaimura #retrogames #arcadegames #capcom #illustration
Unironically would love to see these printed in monochrome on paper and pasted around in the world.
Gwen C. Katz@gwenckatz.bsky.social · 2w agoFuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
Wonderful news!
Geek Native@geeknative.bsky.social · 2w agoUK Games Expo has banned generative AI art, text, and merchandise across all NEC exhibition halls, bringing the convention in line with broader British tabletop standards. Standholders face removal or bans if their products aren't made by humans. #UKGE
To celebrate my finally defeating arcade Ghouls 'n' Ghosts yesterday, I drew this in my sketchbook. Stage 3-2, my nemesis and frequent run-killer. #ghoulsnghosts #daimakaimura #retrogames #arcadegames #capcom #illustration
To celebrate my finally defeating arcade Ghouls 'n' Ghosts yesterday, I drew this in my sketchbook. Stage 3-2, my nemesis and frequent run-killer. #ghoulsnghosts #daimakaimura #retrogames #arcadegames #capcom #illustration