There has to be a way to incorporate one or the biggest horror movies of the year into Halloween Horror Nights without doing…that
Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)
@lowellschool.bsky.social
Rondo Award-nominated author of “Nightmare Autopsis: A Return to Elm Street.” Writer at @macabredaily & @lowellschool on IG. Pupfather of 2, husband, nerd
Rebecca will watch “Casablanca” by season’s end #tedlasso
I’m not sure “One Night Only” qualifies as escapism in 2026
There is a finite amount of time I can spend in a HomeGoods
Live your life so that nobody starts a crowdfunding campaign in direct response to how dreadfully insane you are
Melora Hardin should have won an Emmy for “Dinner Party”
I wish job rejection letters would get meaner just for motivation: “You really thought this was a good fit for you? Come ON, man.”
Waiting to savor the new Menzingers on my way to Philly tomorrow. I’ll be signing at Thrillerdelphia from 12-3.
Writing a quick response to this “Nightmare” news. Bask in my takes!
RIP R.S. Belcher. I really liked his “Golgotha” books.
You guys are crazy. “Evil Dead Burn” has the most humor of any of them since “Army of Darkness.” It’s just really bleak and French.
My “Barbenheimer” is “Ice Cream Man” and “Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma”
Do I know anyone who was actually excited for Platner?
Few directors have so thoroughly understood the assignment like Stephen Sommers. Where’s he been?
Just started “House of the Dragon,” and while I’m the 1 person in the world who was FINE with the GoT ending, I’m constantly reminded of how endlessly disappointed I am at George RR Martin for not finishing the series. 1/2
Hot take: if it’s not on your shelf, you didn’t buy it
Dannie G@dgodin1234.bsky.social · 2mo agoDue to licensing, the film you bought is no longer available. Me:
A torrent of good news in one day has nearly made up for months of stress and strain. I’ll take it!
Jack Nicholson's 'Hey Now Yeah' in The Shining
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MovieJawn@moviejawn.com · 2mo ago“Greenblatt does something with this book I didn’t think was possible. He made the movies new to me again,” MJ's @nikkneon.bsky.social writes in his review of the new book from Lowell Greenblatt, NIGHTMARE AUTOPSIS: A RETURN TO ELM STREET. Read on here:
this disgusts me almost past my ability for words, the fact they can acknowledge he's fought for and expanded trans rights LGBT rights and still throw him out for what? he has every progressive position on Israel! throw him out because he is a Jew...
So we’re just letting Scott Rudin come back to Broadway? Ewwwwwwww.
PRO: I’ve now seen every NOES film in a theater except for the Dream Child CON: Nobody ever wants to show the Dream Child
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons meme
Phil Nobile Jr.@philnobilejr.bsky.social · 2mo agoAdvertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons meme
Wait, Brand New is reuniting and playing BARCLAY’S?
That's a Bold Strategy, Cotton
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“Freddy’s Revenge is considered the ‘gay nightmare,’ but Freddy’s Dead is the ‘drag nightmare.’ I’m just saying it serves more c*nt than you think.” -me talking about my book at last night’s Freddy’s Dead screening
Ok but now I want to rank the Scream reveals so 1>2>5>4>3>6>7
Sharai Bohannon (She/Her)@sharai.bsky.social · 2mo agoHey Fellow Slasher Nerds! What movies have your favorite killer reveals/monologues? You cannot say Scream because this is not allowed to become a thread of people fighting over their favorite Ghostface(s).
“Scream 7” isn’t great, but it has one of the best opening scenes of a franchise know for its opening scenes