Major Hernandez United States Air Force, Retired sounds pretty good.
L.P. Hernandez
@lphernandez.bsky.social
Horror author. Active HWA. MBA. Air Force officer. Publisher. Co-owner of Sobelo Books. Metalhead. Robust. Enchanting. Read me in Cemetery Gates, Dark Matter, a truck stop between Lubbock and Amarillo. Client of Becky LeJeune. Punch Nazis. I love you.
@cynthiasaysboo.bsky.social spotted at Barnes and Noble in San Antonio, congrats! This looks fantastic!
You're a parent. The sun is disappearing and it is cold in July. How long do you hold on, and what do you do when you can't? Pre-order WHAT DO WE TELL THE KIDS by @lphernandez.bsky.social. badhandbooks.com/purchasedire...
What Do We Tell The Kids by L.P. Hernandez (paperback) — Bad Hand Books
The sun is disappearing. Days grow dimmer and cold sets in at what should be the height of summer. A family of four huddles in their Texas home, pretending there is another reason the power is out....
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I wrote something awful. Please read it!
Bad Hand Books@badhandbooks.bsky.social · 4w agoYou're a parent. The sun is disappearing and it is cold in July. How long do you hold on, and what do you do when you can't? Pre-order WHAT DO WE TELL THE KIDS by @lphernandez.bsky.social. badhandbooks.com/purchasedire...
Good heavens, @lphernandez.bsky.social, this sounds brutal! 😱 😅
Bad Hand Books@badhandbooks.bsky.social · 4w agoYou're a parent. The sun is disappearing and it is cold in July. How long do you hold on, and what do you do when you can't? Pre-order WHAT DO WE TELL THE KIDS by @lphernandez.bsky.social. badhandbooks.com/purchasedire...
I wrote this while deployed and missing my family. My son began asking questions about magic, like Christmas elves. It got me thinking about the lies we tell our children... Combine that with the end of the world and...
Bad Hand Books@badhandbooks.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis novella by @lphernandez.bsky.social. It will hurt you. And with 10% off all weekend, your pain is more affordable than ever. badhandbooks.com/purchasedire...
Make sure you read this in good weather. You're gonna want to take a walk after.
Bad Hand Books@badhandbooks.bsky.social · 2mo agoNEWS! @lphernandez.bsky.social joins Bad Hand Books with one of the most harrowing novellas we’ve ever read. Pre-order WHAT DO WE TELL THE KIDS today. badhandbooks.com/purchasedire...
I'm back from my mandatory vacation. Ready to retire and sling those books!
So happy Devil's Path was included in this anthology helmed by the handsome @comptonwrites.bsky.social and published by @titanbooks.bsky.social. It'll be worth the wait!
Titan Books@titanbooks.bsky.social · 6mo agoWe are thrilled to share that Titan Books will be publishing the brand new horror anthology WHERE DEVILS STAND in September 2027! 🖤😈 Edited by Johnny Compton, this is a chilling anthology of 20 original stories about making deals with devils...
For anyone looking to get away from Spotify or Amazon Music, I migrated to qobuz this week. It's about the same cost as my Amazon subscription and so far works great with higher quality audio options and more money in the artist's pocket.
a man is singing into a microphone while playing drums
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while playing drums
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From The Last of Our Kind, a 1995-set coming of age, Latina vampire novel. Currently on submission.
Think you know hip hop? I bet you can't even name this infamous duo.
From The Last of Our Kind, a Latina girls on bikes vampire novel set in 1995. Currently on submission.
A good place to start for #Hispanic Heritage Month! @agathaandrews.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social Thank you for always uplifting 🤎
One of the eight final few things about living in America. The Drive-in! This movie was ... ... .... .... ... Fine.
Thank you to @vlatinalondon.bsky.social for inviting me and to @sgj.bsky.social for the blurb. (SGJ knows who I am!) On sale next month from @flametree.bsky.social
It's always a relief opening BlueSky knowing I'll have zero notifications 🙏🏽 And don't you ruin it by interacting with this post!
Guess who’s back on the pod tomorrow to discuss portal potties, emotional storytelling, and why the county fair is so frightful? Yep, @scribeofhades.bsky.social returns to discuss Shitshow which is out TOMORROW from @sobelobooks.bsky.social! Stay tuned for links!
Weekend views. #Hotgirl walk with Macho listening to So Thirsty by @rachelharrison.bsky.social, Chisos in raptor mode, and living my fantasy of hanging out with an alien and having long hair.
If "it" happened, y'all are gonna need to tie me to a tree 'cause I'm about to go fuckin nuts
