No one ever talks about how Dr. Loomis should've had to stand trial for what he did to Ben Tramer
Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
I'll slap the shit out of a vampire. We champion werewolves over here
If I owned a donut shop my "baker's dozen" would be 20 donuts for a little razzle dazzle
I used to ask people if they had a pit bull before I went to their house. Now I ask if they have anything from GovX dot com
I want a Halloween movie that's just Dr. Loomis shopping for trenchcoats
Sometimes you gotta stop and appreciate the smell in an ice cream shoppe
Halloween 5 is hilarious because in the beginning Michael Myers is too weak to kill and is nursed back to health by a hobo for a year lmfaooooooo
Your yearly reminder that Michael Myers clearly hates MAGA in Halloween 4
I think I'd like to date a woman with fangs for 8 days. See where it goes
When Jack Smith took that confident sip of his water after being called a dirt bag is when Eric Schmitt HAD to know he fucked up lmfaooooooo
I took a pilates class in 2005 because the instructor had a big butt. I still hurt in places I didn't know existed
Top 5 R Rated Movies Teachers Let Us Watch In Class In Middle School That We Had NO Business Watching Ranked 1. Return Of The Living Dead 2. Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives 3. Robocop 4. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 5. Enemy Mine
Built like a raw rotisserie chicken
Kate Willett Hate Account@antifamanchin.bsky.social · 6d agoOh my god
Shaped like Rob Liefeld drew him while drunk
Kate Willett Hate Account@antifamanchin.bsky.social · 6d agoOh my god
I can only hope that its this beautiful this year. Due to the craziness of the weather, the leaves started to turn in mid-June or branches of trees are bare. Definitely concerning.
Lamont Price@lpizzle.bsky.social · last wk.C'mon, look how sexy this is!
When I learn how to play the piano I'm gonna dueling pianos so hard