Lucas

@lucashaley.bsky.social

We are answerable for them to our God. The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

Dukes of Hazzard 2026 SCENE: Boss Hogg, laughing, snatches the deed of ownership of the Duke farm from Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: Now, this ain't right and this ain't legal! Waylon Jennings, voice over: Uncle Jesse voted two times for Boss Hogg

Dukes of Hazzard 2026 SCENE: The "Colonel North", a Cybertruck wrapped with Trump logos, slowly spins its wheels deeper into the mud. Luke Duke tries to slide across the hood

Dukes of Hazzard 2026 SCENE: Charger races through town, hits ramp, launches into air, keeps going, landing on a passing Boeing Bo Duke (bown_the_libs69), holding xbox controller and wiping Cheeto dust off belly: fuck yeah

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

Fun fact: One of EA's new owners, Affinity Partners (investment group founded by Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner) has a similar logo to fictional Templar-run evil Assassin's Creed gaming company Abstergo Entertainment

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Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.