OSWALD
@luckiestlagomorph.bsky.social
"I'm back and better than ever!" #CAPTAINZAPPOLOTL
"Well, I gotta say- I LOVE your style! Ain't nothing more stylish than the good ol' color scheme of black and white! Most folks don't tend to agree with me on that, but it looks like you just might!"
"Aw, he sounds swell! And hey, no worries! We were a mute too back in the day! I still know how to communicate with mute folks, so it should be no problem!"
"I'd be happy to! He's actually pretty optimistic for a toon who was more obscure than us...oh, and he's a mute too."
//genuinely forgot about julius' existence lol, ty for reminding me my fellow oswald writer
"Gee, I've never even HEARD of that guy! Ya gotta take me to meet em' sometime, me!"
"His name is Julius...he's a cat and apparently he came before us and Mickey...and the even crazier part is, he was rivals with Pete before either of us too! And i was only just learning about this after so long-"
An exclamation point appears above Oswald's head and then falls to the floor. He's shocked! "Woah, woah, WOAH! There's ANOTHER one?? Alright, time out from the questions real quick! Come on, ya gotta tell me who it is!!"
"I think...you might mean BROTHERS. Mickey's our little brother for sure...but uh...recently, I...may or may not have learned about a possible older brother of ours...dunno if you know anything about it or who I'm talking about though."
"Villains, Heroes, all are welcome in Dreamlight Valley. Even if I'm going to have to be a little careful now and again."
"You betcha! Alright, my turn! Who's your-I mean, OUR brother?"
"I love it!! Okay, hmm...you still love Ortensia? As in...still married to her?"
𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯! 𝘐𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯! 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘸, 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶! -𝘈 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘙𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵!- ╴ #DisneyRP / #DisneyParksRP ╴ #MVRP / #KHRP / #CARTOONRP
𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦?! 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵! 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯!
//THERE'S AN ACCOUNT FOR THE DISNEY DREAMLIGHT VALLEY PROTAG??? GENIUS!!!
"Hey, I just thought of a SWELL idea! How about we ask questions about each other to see how similar we REALLY are? Could be fun and I'll even let YOU go first!"
"As expected! This thing always came in handy when I needed it most, haha-"
"Niiiiice!" He pulls out his OWN remote! "Hey, same remote!"
"What do you take me for, some phoney? Of course I do!" Pulls out his remote with a smile on a his face.
"Never thought I'd see the day, honestly! Hey, do you happen to have a remote that shoots electricity too?"
"Well, this just made my day. Nothing tops seeing a double of yourself. Seriously!"
"HA! That proves to me that you're a real deal... Cause I was just thinking the same thing!"
"Double trouble and twice the luck! I like the sound of that!"
...I always knew it would come to this. [ Loading a shotguWHERE DID HE GET THAT?? ] Guess I gotta put ya down.
Do I own this CW Gr-
//love how my oswald didnt get shadowbanned but my gonzo did the pain i feel as a muppethead is real rn