Look, we all know that Gervais is a prick, but Extras really was superb

And I know all of them

💍 I had my wedding makeup trial yesterday and I LOVED IT AND I LOOKED FANTASTIC and I didn’t want to take it off and honestly there should be a setting spray that lasts 7 months and it’s rude that there isn’t 💍

Unfortunately given that Silverman is a weapon, this remains a BOP. 18 years old apparently

I was watching some old Gordon Ramsay clips there and the actual clip that sparked this meme came on and now I can’t stop laughing again. Every time I rediscover this meme I make noise like an injured pigeon

It’s very very funny that Ed Sheeran did all this without realising that his entire Support retinue for the *entire* tour was The Free Palestine Movement We Have T-Shirts And CDs By The Exit

In a world where people mackle too little, Macklemore 🇵🇸

Jamie and I like to do those stupid quickfire social media quizzes when we’re in bed of an evening if they appear on one of our phones when we’re scrolling ANYWAY: Question: the lower part of the jaw is called the mandible, what is the upper part called? Jamie: THE WOMANDIBLE THE WOMANDIBLE!! Me:

An incredibly proud daughter here. This book has been a labour of love for my dad for many years, and to see it finally in print is a truly wonderful day for my family. If you’d like a copy, it’s available on Amazon or in all good bookstores ❤️

Absolutely *inhaling* snorts at my desk in work at this

[in the car Spotify playing, Billy Joel’s ‘Uptown Girl’ comes on] Me: do you remember when Westlife covered this Jamie: don’t Me: one of them is married to Bertie Ahern’s daughter Jamie: yeah Cecelia the author Me: no it’s not her it’s another one Jamie: it’s not it’s her. ‘author’ is a strong term

We just drove up to Malin Head and Jamie looked genuinely upset for a minute, I asked if he was ok and he said ‘This is a very very sad moment. This is as far away from Cork as I can get on this island.’ Absolute weapon of a man.

Jamie and I ‘watched’ the solar eclipse tonight on the waterfront in Buncrana with a car picnic and it was delightful. At the risk of sounding smug, I wish you all the happiness that I currently have in my life. Grab your person or your furry pet-love and give them a cuddle ❤️

We just rewatched Braveheart so of course I’ve immediately run to Wikipedia to ‘read up’ on everyone Me: oh WOW did you know William Wallace was only 35 when he died? Jamie: yup Me: [amused] ‘occupation: military leader’ Jamie: death: NAAAASTY

[In the car in traffic crawling past a wake] Me: If I go first do NOT have a wake for me, I do not want people staring at my body, do you hear? Jamie: If I go first DO have a wake for me but only if you change my body’s position every hour He then demonstrated finger guns from the hip for me

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

NO RAGRETS

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I’ve noticed a lot of trainers (Gazelles for sure, but definitely others) replacing their leather uppers with synthetic leather, for environmental reasons, which doesn’t age nearly as well. The price, notably, has not gone down, but the quality of the shoes has.

So many videos online like ‘HI! I’M A 2024 BRIDE - HERE’S HOW WE HAD AN EXPENSIVE LOOKING DAY BUT A €150 BUDGET☺️🥰’ but their mum is a hairstylist, their dad owns a bakery, their granny is a florist, their best friend is a dress designer, their cousin is a vintage car and their stepbrother is a hotel

The funniest review I’ve seen of The Odyssey so far

I am the only partner in human history to be fussed at for making the bed. This is a regular occurrence. Think I’ll marry this one.

Annoyed Monkey 3amskypecall

ALT: Annoyed Monkey 3amskypecall

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So I’m biased but c’mon now. God’s own country (county) 🙌🥰🇮🇪

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We as a species, as humanity, need to rise up and stop accepting these absolutely BRUTAL BASTARD ad length times on Channel 4 OD* or whatever it’s called because we’re trying to watch Tip Toe and I’m already in PIECES and then the ad breaks kick in and oh my GOD *yes there’s a VPN involved

Jamie just played me a clip from an Irish radio phone in quiz and I don’t even care if it’s real or not because Host: name a celebrity whose name begins with ‘Q’ Hapless Caller: eerrr errrrr oh god…errrrr Host: c’mon! HC: errrrr Que Jackman!! Host: what

[context: Jamie is unwell at the moment and taking NyQuil before bed] me: you didn’t even measure that, you just swigged it like a Victorian laudanum addict Jamie: … me: will you still be awake when I get back from brushing my teeth? Jamie: hopefully not

YES!!!!! I love this woman’s dress, I think she’s beautiful, she’s stunning, my only concern here is that the dress wouldn’t look good on my vampiric skin tone so I couldn’t buy it myself

Jamie: for someone so annoying you really don’t like being annoyed do you Fair summation of my personality

[watching Love/Hate and a character is found dead in bed with no obvious signs of injury] Me: oh my GOD what happened?! Jamie: … Me: HOW DID THEY DIE?! WHAT HAPPENED WHAT WAS IT?!? Jamie: …I am literally watching it at the same time as you, I have no idea, I would have to examine the corpse

I regret to announce that unfortunately

It’s a Bank Holiday weekend, it’s not even 11.30pm, I’m tucked up in bed next to my fiancé who is desperately trying to go to sleep before an early start in the morning, and I’m cackling like a goose in a drain