Luke Bonner

@lukeybonner.bsky.social

The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.

There’s this specific type of feeling your legs would have heading into the last game of an AAU weekend where you’ve played multiple games a day for 3 days in a row… I’m about to play a men’s league game, and I have the feeling but from being on my feet for a few hours today back to school shopping.

Just bought a canon r50 to shoot some simp on-the-go interviews and product stills for work… as a noob, more just to fill in at times when shit is needed quick turn and not possible to engage a proper photographer. Hopefully I’ve not made a huge mistake.

15 years ago or so, my brother got asked to be the guest speaker at his HS’s graduation. I went to a different HS. So we came up with a plan where, when Matt got introduced, I ran up on stage instead. And I started acting like a wrestling heel, crapping on Concord High. People are pissed…

If you wanna snap out of a writing slump, grab a 34” Easton, a bucket of baseballs, a buddy to toss you some meatballs, and go crank a few dingers on a Little League field. You’ll be good as new.