heres nine paragraphs I wrote on why leaving tips at restaurants is bad

my tummy hurts because i havent ate but i dont want to eat because my tummy hurts. what sort of sick fucking joke is this?

imagine spending 400 bucks for those ugly ass american eagle lookin jeans

K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen.bsky.social · 10h ago

Ah yes, the 3rd gender: spreadsheet jobs

favorite member of boygenius ranked: 1. phoebe bridgers 2. julien baker 3. lucy dacus

begging libs to learn what communism is so they look less stupid

Dr. Rita Ded🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@drritaded.bsky.social · 22h ago

Communism has literally never worked. So maybe you aren't moron.. just uninformed.

it is always funny to me when people get big mad over a twitch streamer. if i ever get mad about a twitch streamer then someone tell me to log off lol

i have a better idea. nationalize food distribution. nationalize food production while we are at it.

Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hear me out. What if instead of selling food below cost to all comers at taxpayer expense, then using more taxpayer dollars to subsidize private companies that can't compete, we had a program targeting nutritional assistance just to the people who needed it, as a sort of supplement?

if you think russia is influencing american elections just wait until you hear about israel!

hot damn — if she doesn’t win senate, please run this goddess for president 2028 like, can anyone argue what’s bad about this platform?

AI people reminds me of those folks who were obsessed with CrossFit: both wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago

Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.

the pentagon is just a butthole

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

it's pretty fucked up that employers expect you to work five days straight actually

i think the sun should chill out with all that brightness shit

to all the bitch ass hoes that hate me the most: oh yeah, I hate you too

*walks into the office and does a sick guitar lick* "fuck you i won't do what you tell me"

where was stalin during the october revolution?

Derrick Rowe@derrickrowe.bsky.social · 3d ago

All these terminally online idiots would have been shot by Stalin! What do they think happened to all the people who did the October Revolution!

i will compromise with liberals and support a two party system so long as both political parties are communist.

we should make weeks 10 days long. fuck this 7 days a week bullshit, we are going metric.

today i saw a waymo block an ambulance with its lights on so bad that the ambulance had to jump the median to get around it

i think i might just go back to bed tbh

it sure would be a shame if anyone reported this for violence

brian thompson was not "some random guy"

every time i see greg abbott's stupid fucking face on my television i get these very specific thoughts that i'm not allowed to say

i wonder if ai presents life in the 90s like how it was portrayed in media.

weyland yutani is an analogy for fossil fuel companies because they fuck shit up over and over but they keep repeating the same mistakes.

“you say you want a revolution, weeeeeeell you know we all wanna change the world.” - john lenin

Rep. LuluLenin (D)@lululenin.bsky.social · last wk.

idk how they always get john lenin and vladimir lennon mixed up

no lenin was in the beatles

silent hill seems like a nice place i'm looking at getting a condo there