tbh if abdul, zohran or ilhan can’t share thanks to god or say a normal prayer phrase acknowledging what they’re hoping for god to will, nobody else in politics should til then, inshallah these freaks eat shit & gargle hair
✨queer commie terrorist✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. 📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
coworker: “what’s a more appropriate way to say shitshow?” me: 🤔 🤓☝️ “fecal fiesta”
i will face god and walk backwards into sizzler
helpful guide for the future: "inshallah" = "by the will of G-d" "wallahi" = "i swear before G-d" "alhamdulillah" = "thank G-d" -O
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h agostarting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”
this post is apparently about me
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 6h agothe problem with the automod being so prudish is I’ll be scrolling the timeline and I’ll see a hidden post and I’m like “oh I’m sure it’s nothing let me click ‘show’” and then it’s just the most vulgar thing imaginable
starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”
guy who eats a reuben for every meal: "im not weird i just orgasm every time i poop"
if it wasn’t for the co-pay & controlled substances, i’d be less joking when i ask my pharmD coworkers if we can tube my meds up to clinic too
i would be just fine tbh. better off, even.
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 15h agoI have one answer.
Look how cool! A person I'm acquainted with on Instagram does photography with antique equipment and he did a portrait of his cat using a camera made in 1926. www.instagram.com/glass_negati...
finally, something more ridiculous than being the only person to like one’s own posts
Doug Savage, Science Court Attorney@realdougsavage.bsky.social · 14h agoWhen you get so mad you screencap your own posts and tell yourself that it’s a banger and you’re not being made fun of.
ok so now we all have to make sure that AES wins in MI in November so the libs have to shut up already Holscher in kansas too gotta show that anti-billionaire candidates are as electable as we’ve known they are
“Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus. Trust me. I know. I have done the research”
It’s fucking gross to mock Cori Bush for "the Capitol steps with her Cheez-Its." She was sleeping outside the Capitol to pressure Congress and Biden to extend the COVID eviction moratorium after it expired, protecting millions of renters from eviction. Bush herself had experienced homelessness.
how fucking long did tiktok allow that perez hilton livestream to go on?!
i had to file a copyright violation against ron filipkowski's company meidas plus back in january for stealing one of my videos not sure why anyone is consuming the content these people put out, deeply unethical thieves all across the board, i'm hardly the only one they've done this too
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d agoOnly Lindell would try to bribe voters with a shitty pillow.
what better way to show your allyship for a marginalized group than to block the people sticking up for said group
This is who we’re tasting by the way.
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21h agotaste me
