Just went out to get a scoop of corn ice cream because it was supposed to be really good at this place. This is the third time this summer I’ve had corn ice cream and I’ve honestly been underwhelmed each time.

The deer came by to eat my plants and I couldn’t be happier about it

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I see someone post about banana on pizza and I have to post the photo from Iceland (yes I ate it, yes I enjoyed it)

Nome@nome.bsky.social · 2y ago

Banana... I could cheat, and treat them like plantains, and do small fried pieces along with jerk seasoned chicken thighs, pineapple, tomato, and asiago on a garlic butter base with a drizzle of jerk sauce on top, but that's the pizza I'd do for plantains, and doesn't highlight banana.

Jail

Whenever someone talks about how people drink too much water these days, I think about the time my sister brought home a new boyfriend for dinner back in the 90s and he drank a lot of water, so my parents automatically assumed he was on drugs. And not, like, idk, nervous?

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 3d ago

You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4hUsBWd

Don’t mind me as I hobble around because my plantar fascia have decided to revolt

Nigel Thornberry is unironically my favorite Tim Curry role because I was very afraid of Tim Curry when I was younger (no, I’ve never seen IT, yes, I know he’s lovely, but I was afraid of him)

Rollin Bishop@rollinbishop.com · 5d ago

it's gonna be a footnote in basically any coverage of his death but reminder that tim curry did like 100 episodes of the wild thornberrys

Perhaps we should just cancel this week

I love walking by this every day in my kitchen as a little reminder of how I want to live my life in a way Dolly would be proud of

Lulu@luluvohn.bsky.social · last yr.

I saw these “What would Dolly do?” embroidered cloth cocktail napkins on a girls’ weekend in Nashville in 2017. I loved them, but had no use for them, so I said I was going to make art instead. I got this rustic frame and I *finally* put the two pieces together and it looks exactly like I wanted.

[Exit Queen.]

At least I already have a therapy appointment tonight, or we might’ve been scheduling an emergency session, and I’m so serious

In a world where every fuckin blonde lady with a huge rack was a BIMBO or SEX POT or AIRHEAD or whatever the fuck, she was out here with a smile on her face and jugs as big as her head singing about working her ass off, being independent and powerful, and owning her own sexuality and image.

Dolly Parton is the world's biggest loss maybe ever.

NOT DOLLY 😭

I used to share an HBO account with a friend and I remember asking “if I watch Sex Lives of College Girls, will that start a fight with your wife?”

Katie Herrmann@katieherrmann.bsky.social · last wk.

My mom: what movie are you going to see? Me: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma My mom: I wish you didn't talk like that

I could elaborate on a few of these, but this is pretty accurate. Who wants to visit the middle of the country with me?

United States: where I've been

Fill in your own version and see where the two of you disagree.

whereidlive.com

singeli@singeli.bsky.social · last wk.

results came back and im 100% that east coast bitch whereidlive.com/t/us-states-...

Shout out (derogatory) to the woman in the Cava parking lot tonight who was in the handicap spot with neither placard nor license plate, AND parked so cattywampus that nobody could park next to her in the standard spot, AND almost hit me on the road because she couldn’t stay in her lane there either

My car was on E for quite a while and the first gas station I could easily get into (because of traffic pattern, etc) was a Freedom Fuel. I kept driving and would’ve rather gone completely empty than stop there.

I LOVE my pretzel purse, but the best thing about it is how much everyone else loves it too. Yesterday alone I got a compliment from my 60-plus-year old primary doctor and a random man at the gym I’d never met who called it “adorable.” Women yell after me in the streets. Pretzel purse sparks joy.

Lulu@luluvohn.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Update: the pretzel purse has finally made her belated debut out in the world and people are obsessed. I get multiple compliments every day. At PT Friday, one of the part-time therapists came over and said "oh you're the girl with the pretzel purse!" because people had been talking about it.

The township is replacing a curb in front of my house and this is how I learned that I don’t know how curbs work because I was not expecting them to have to dig a moat

Full haul from a weekend of antiquing and shopping in Lancaster County: 2 records, 1 Pyrex bowl, 1 fridge magnet, pickles, apple butter, chicken jerky, popcorn, pin/yarn art of a fox, assorted swedish candy, oil, vinegar, honey, 2 books, a couple pastries that I already ate, and a concert t-shirt

All hail the hotel ice machine

Sitting in an arm chair in a sun-drenched bookstore reading bell hooks. I may have evolved to my final form.

My unproblematic faves

Forgot to post last night, but my DoorDasher had jokes

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Tyler King@tyleraking.com · 3w ago

RECALL: Taylor Farms is pulling pre-packaged salsa and guacamole for contaminated jalapenos.

cis people, SHE CANT DO THIS WITHOUT THE MONEY. THIS IS WHAT HARRY POTTER MONEY IS FOR. she's the evil necromancer or whatever threatening the land & every time you buy one of her books she gets another skeleton. there, does that get through? talking about evil wizard shit? at my wits end honestly

@lastpositivist.bsky.social · 3w ago

Just so predictable. Labour got themselves into this because those who aren't True Believers thought they could appease those who are then the issue would go away. Not so. The GCs are obsessives attempting a top down reorientation of our culture to spite a minority they despise. They must be fought.

This one is not widely known but please adjust your retro feel-good summer bops accordingly =/

Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past

Before he founded Ace of Base, Ulf Ekberg was a neo-Nazi skinhead. Did Ekberg use Ace of Base's success as an opportunity to erase his neo-Nazi past and rise to a position of geopolitical influence?

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Maia🏳️‍⚧️@doonethingforme.bsky.social · 3w ago

Stare not too deeply into the Ace of Base lyrics (they are unfortunately very literally Nazis, it was apparently a whole thing)