Alicia Lutes

@lutes.bsky.social

seventeen clams in a trenchcoat cosplaying as Gilda Radner. also a writer.

every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸

I bake cookies so well it inspires squirrels to risk their lives and get STUCK IN MY KITCHEN FOR 27 HOURS because no one—not my apt complex or animal control—would help me remove it! lmao

LISTEN, the only thing getting me through this week is knowing that the Alabama Shakes are putting out a new album for the first time in 11 years ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

I submitted a script to my producers today that I am so proud of, that they’re so supportive of, that I think is so fucking fun/cool/interesting and original, that even if it never gets made, I will never forget having this experience and the confidence I gained from selling this fucking show!!!!!!!

It really is so wild how a man can have literally nothing but they will still have the audacity. Like how can a man who wears the same shirt and sweatpants every time we hang out tell me that he’s no longer attracted to me because I don’t wear enough makeup or sexy underwear????

HEY LOS ANGELS DID I MENTION I AM THROWING AN ANTI-ICE BAKE SALE ON SUNDAY THE 8th?! From 10am - 2pm I will be slanging gluten-free and gluten-full baked goods I and a few friends make to benefit CHIR-LA!! Will also accept any donations to the cause! My goods are LEGIT and YES WINSTON WILL BE THERE!

Venmo for @alicia-lutes for donations for her anti-ICE bake sale.A poster for Alicia’s anti-ICE bake sale happening 2/826 at 10pm-2pm at the intersection of w. 6th and Masselin in Los Angeles.Winston the black pug mix smiles and IMPLORES YOU to come to Alicia’s bake sale on Sunday morning!!!

The thing is, we’ve now spent nigh on a decade being bullied by the same sort of people who bullied me as a kid and YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TIME AND BRAVERY FOR NOW THAT I DID NOT THEN? Bullying the fucking bullies right the fuck BACK.