The joke here being that Wacky is way more likely to kill you than Luna is (but like, from reckless endangerment not actual murder).

People saying "aw, don't worry! The Disney live-action remakes are just a fad like the direct-to-video Disney sequels were!" as if I wouldn't take another decade of crappy direct-to-video sequels and prequels over these live-action rehashes with no originality any day.

I hope instead of hearing boss music, my ex hears the first few chords of "Delilah" by Tom Jones.

"Abusive people deserve to be cheated on" okay well was your "abusive" ex actually abusive or do you just tell everyone they were abusive to make yourself feel better about what you did to them?

I so wish I knew I was a lesbian in high school and was out and proud about it. That way I could've looked my Aggressively Heterosexual Friend in the eyes anytime she was all "I don't want lesbians looking at meeeeee" and been like "We have standards, Amanda."

Do you think if I paid Charles Fleischer to sing "Money, Money, Money" by ABBA in Greasy's voice, he'd do it? ...Actually, he probably doesn't even remember how to do Greasy's voice nvm.

I actually got a good screenshot with just the gay weasels (I found a screenshot with most of the weasels and just zoomed in on Smartass and Greasy and decided it looked crisp enough to save)!

If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.

MapleMash@maplemash.bsky.social · 4w ago

WHA OH!!! Anyway use deer.social

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

I get my storytelling skills from my mom, but she uses hers for social reasons. Spinning tales of things that happened in her life to make them funny or to make her sympathetic. She tells stories to be liked by other people. It places her reputation above all else.

I hate lying, but not because it's wrong; just because I'm bad at it.

this is literally what ERP therapy/OCD treatment is like

im kinda obsessed that mamdani is just a cartoon mayor. hes always walking around in that fuckass suit like he's got one reference sheet for the animators

I started watching Frieren out of curiosity today. *A creature that is definitely a squirrel shows up onscreen* Me: oh, a squirrel! Frieren: seed rat Me: oh okay

Every time I watch MLP, I get reminded how shitty it is that Twilight Sparkle and the other ponies only remember that Zecora exists when they need one of her spells. Like. Don't they ever think about inviting Zecora to Sugarcube Corner for a cupcake or something?

Hey what are those dresses that tradwives are known to wear called? Yanno, the ones with the patterns that are kinda like plaid but not really plaid and the flared out skirts. May or may not be coming out with an evil plan that involves dressing up as a tradwife.

Not only do I not use ChatGPT, but I still don’t know how to get to it, I don’t want to know, and I have no interest in even learning. I consider this to be one of my better qualities even though it sounds extremely “I don’t even OWN a TV”

reposting an old one

Low-key wishing my dog was still here so he could walk up to me and stare at me and I could be like "um. Can I help you?" And he could get all in my personal space and I could be annoyed.

assorted holiday flavors

What if everything works out…? ☀️🌈☁️ #positivity // #cuteart // #strawbunnycakeart

I don't care if you're autistic, have ADHD, or whatever other neurodivergency you might use as an excuse: Consent is only given through an enthusiastic "yes."

Heeeeey, it's Crispy! Stuck pretty close to her 2019 design, but replaced her underbelly with a patch of dark brown fur on her back and colored her ears. I liked pretty much everything else about the redesign she got in 2019, especially the hair.

Twoish months ago, I shared my first gay fictional crush - Kikyo from Inuyasha - with some queer folk irl, and the first comment I got was "DAAAAAAMN why her waist so SNATCHED" and I was like um. Uh. That's. That's not why I found her attractive. :|

my old rabbits of watership down designs 👀

Bold choice to remind everyone what a nightmare Covid was as we struggle to find SAFE SALAD GREENS, two bags of groceries are over $100, and RFK Jr decides to meet this moment by launching a cooking show.

Wacky wig! I'm probably not gonna cut it as much as I thought I was gonna have to, but I still wanna make the back look more jagged and layered, so there's still some work to be done... ...assuming I can go to the con I wanted to wear a Wacky Weasel cosplay to. That's still up in the air.