Matthew van Eerde
@m-vaneerde.bsky.social
Pam lives. Arm transgender people https://linktr.ee/matthew.van.eerde
Frodo: Where am I, and what is the time? Gandalf: In the House of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning Gandalf: It is the morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know Frodo: What are the hours of some nearby pumpkin patches Gandalf: I can look that up for you
Pick a baseball team at random and a season that team existed at random. Let R_1, R_2, ... R_n be the number of runs the team scored in each game. Let S = R_1 + R_2 + ... + R_n. Let P = R_1 * R_2 * ... * R_n. Which is more likely to be bigger? S or P?
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I wrote a blog post on how to collect Windows audio logs
Jess Rappaport@goldenchaos.bsky.social · 3d ago“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” I created Zelda Wiki, Zelda Universe, and Zelda Maps
I've always BEEN myself, even when I was ill. Only, now, I SEEM myself. And that's the important thing. I have remembered how to seem, Charlie Brown
Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@planetx.bsky.social · 4d agoI Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You, Charlie Brown.
It's none of my business who the late Senator Graham was into
Fun fact: the first woman to serve in the Senate was also the last Senator who had owned slaves in their lifetime
This is the only correct way to learn how to do anything I will die on this hill @thedevilspanties.com
Composer Max Steiner wanted to replace "As Time Goes By" in Casablanca with a song of his own. He convinced the director to reshoot the scenes that mention the song by name. Unfortunately (or fortunately!) Ingrid Bergman had cut her hair short, to shoot For Whom the Bell Tolls
Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social · last wk.We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.
Made these today! Took me forever to find red cabbage sauerkraut, but quest has been completed, and honestly - not bad! Sriracha is much better than ketchup (don't need the extra sugar). When I cook the next batch, I'm chopping the peaches.
Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@planetx.bsky.social · 2w agoI have the particular honor of having created the regional hot dog of Metropolis.
Lunch is only a poset, you still have to choose from the items in the Pareto frontier
SMBC Comics@smbccomics.bsky.social · 2w agoI believe this comic is making fun of naive objections to consequentialism, but I am not 100% certain. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hun PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Apparently for Sound Transit the day starts at 4 AM
I'll make you feel like Kevin but I swear I'm not a saint -- Hard to Love, BLACKPINK
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3w agoName a song lyric you've misheard.
Shipping every character Julie Andrews ever played in one gigantic lesbian polycule
Hanging on to the back of a garbage truck
Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩@alstonf87.bsky.social · 2w agoI would have been an astronaut
Date: so what are your kinks Topologist: I like GI tract sex Date: *calculating* Date: so, like, oral and anal Topologist: yes Date: what about vaginal Topologist: technically not sex at all
(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting
depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2w ago
A moment of quiet at the Banana Bowl where the field is completely empty
The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3w agoCombine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
What if NES Peach's hair is actually blonde but it just looks red because the castle is lit by firelight
Some nights I stay up Splashin' in my bathtub - fun
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3w agoName a song lyric you've misheard.
Happy International Lesbian Day to all you lesbians out there
Diane Furlong@dianef1224.bsky.social · 3w agoOctober 8th is International Lesbian Day!🌈 “Celebrating lesbian culture, history, identity, achievements, and community solidarity globally.” 🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 🫶🫶🫶🫶 🩷 ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍 #LGBTQ+ #YouCanBeYourselfWithMe
Developers: mathematicians are dumb because they think a set can be both closed and open Also developers: this local clone is both ahead of and behind its origin
"Left All Alone Again Blues" by Anne Caldwell and Jerome Kern. This is a remake of the traditional Scottish folk song "The Bluebells of Scotland" - but with an added counterpoint www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9K...
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3w agoname your fav cover song.
So let it be written So let it be done
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4w agoName a film quote you use all the time.