Madame Simone

@madame-simone.de

Cis, she/her. Sexwork activist. Professional Dominatrix. Crazy Cat Lady. Vegan Food. trans* rights! https://t.me/salonmadame Profile pic: me in all black striking a whip in the direction of the viewer Header: my naked left foot playing with balloons.

Things from my professional life that I initially found difficult, but which I’ve now learnt to deal with – Part 1. SPH (small penis humiliation) in relation to a transmasculine person’s T-Dick. If it’s what they want, and something they enjoy, why not? #madame #bdsm #kink

Right in the heart of Hamburg’s St. Georg district, on the 5th floor of an old building, one of this month’s insects – the great green bush-cricket – paid us a visit today. I then carefully escorted it outside, but not before I’d looked up whether they can actually fly. 😍🦗 (They can).

A great green bush-cricket on a roof.

Dass ausgerechnet die Zeltwirte vor einer zu weit gehenden Kommerzialisierung des Oktoberfestes warnen, hatte ich nicht auf der Bingokarte.

So warnte Wirte-Sprecher Peter Inselkammer durch »eine grenzenlose Kommerzialisierung würde unser Oktoberfest sein unverwechselbares Gesicht verlieren und nicht mehr so sein wie früher«.

I do not think most people truly understand what this means together with the horrific push to ID "age verification" to tie your government ID and facial recognition to your online acrivity! We could essentially remove full groups of people out of digital space in a world that is highly digital

Suzanne ✨🌑@tendermiasma.com · 4d ago

The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us

There are #kinks and #fetishes that I personally can’t relate to, but which aren’t taboo. What I can relate to, however, is the pleasure, arousal and reaction of my clients. That’s why I can offer practices and scenarios that I wouldn’t engage in privately, and still enjoy them quite a bit 😁 #madame

I’m absolutely knackered today and I briefly wondered why everything hurts as if I’d been doing sport. Let’s put it this way: spending two hours in high heels, manoeuvring around various SM furniture in unfamiliar positions – or rather, climbing up and down – IS sport. Just in fetish gear. #madame

I’m starting to think I might need to get a smartphone just for controlling and operating the various remote-controlled toys and cameras of my clients. The technical possibilities for online training and monitoring are increasing, as is the desire to incorporate them. 🤔

What I expect from my subs: To follow instructions. To be punctual and honest. To think for themselves and use common sense. What I don’t expect: The ability to read my mind, or to carry out tasks that are simply impossible. I know I’m dealing with human beings, ya know. Don't try to be perfect.

Ten years ago, the attack at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida was all over the media. The Brandenburg Gate in Berlin was illuminated in rainbow colours as a sign of solidarity, and the queer community all over the world was in mourning. And yet it all felt so far away. Not anymore.

CN Berlin Pride attack 21. The perpetrator was apparently only 21. Younger than my kids. I just can’t get that out of my head. How does someone manage to fill such a short life with so much hatred, ideology and prejudice? How can anyone poison the childhood and youth of young people like that?

I read today that cats are actually "much better than dogs". They don’t bark, they don’t bite, and they don’t make a mess or a racket. I’m still laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

I noticed a neighbour had set up a little library box in their front yard. I checked the books and saw they were all jumbled up. I had only moved a few when a net fell on me. "Gotcha! Oh..." "What's going on?" I asked. "There's a feral librarian around." "Ah. Catch, tag, feed, release?" "Yup."

Wer das Jugendnetzwerk Lambda (Bund), das gerade von der "Familienministerin" die Rahmenförderung gestrichen bekommen hat - einer der vielen Attacken auf marginalisierte, vulnerable Gruppen - unterstützen mag: hier ist ein guter Weg. Gern auch teilen, weitersagen, posten, einen Beitrag dazu machen..

Lambda Bund - jung und queer

Im Jugendnetzwerk Lambda e.V. haben sich Landesverbände, Jugendgruppen, Vereine und Einzelpersonen zusammengeschlossen, die lesbische, schwule, bisexuelle, trans*, inter* und queere Jugendliche vertre...

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How can (BDSM) sex workers spot keyboard wankers? Superlatives. They’re always throwing around superlatives. “Extreme” punishment “absolutely” submissive “boundless” “no taboos” “no limits” and completely unrealistic claims about the duration or intensity of a session, dynamic or technique. #madame