SANZANG~!!! ♡♡♡

What kind of guy asks for drinks when he can't hang?!? It's rude!!!

[ Bodily tossing Noah out of her room. He's plastered, completely naked, and dead asleep. ]

[ Comically grabbing her swimsuit and yanking it off, somehow revealing her entire Berserker get-up underneath. ]

[ Holding this up with both hands, as if a saleswoman on a commercial. ]

[ You feel the presence of a powerful demon… ]

[ A W for Musashi is a dark and terrible L for common sense. ]

[Only reforming after they leave.] It's time for Noah's signature trick, get naked so fast it's boring.

Waitwaitwaitreally?!?! [ The kind of squeal that should not come out of a grown ass woman. ] Choice~! Everything is comin' up Musashi~!

I'd love some~~! Thanks for the offer, kinda-grand bestie!

Captain, I've still got a nice nice bottle of sake leftover if you're interested. I'm still free tonight. ✨️

[ Nosebleed. ]

I'm not that immune to the years. [Moonlight hits his hair just right and blinds everyone in the area.]

I've been tryin' to ignore the guy with the ugly hair and wrinkled uniform since everyone seems keen on jumping him already, so I'm gonna keep doing that until someone says otherwise! I can't remember the last time a guy gave me the creeps like this!

Ihihihi…

[Gripping his broom, it appears it may splinter.] Thank you, Musashi.

[ Wolf-whistle~ ] Lookin' good, Master~! Two thumbs up~!

[ Musashi sits up to attention SO fast, brushing her hair with her fingers and quickly inspecting herself for any loose food or errant drool. No? Thank Goodness. ] I could have been doing anything in here–! Girls shouldn't see me looking so haggard, y'know~? …But, yeah.(✨️) Partied a bit too much,

ritsuka!!@herocoded.bsky.social · 19h ago

[ she speaks as she cleans up the area around the previously slumbering woman. ] Do I have to? You'd be too deep in sleep to let me in, so I had to let myself in—! Crazy night, huh?

Nnhhgsh… Huh… [ There's a ronin sprawled out in the middle of the floor, drooling blissfully with both an empty sake bottle and several empty bowls next to her. Gradually, her eyes flutter open, bleary and scanning for purchase. ] Hwuh… Ah! Ritsuka-chan, you dog–! Young ladies don't knock, huh?!

ritsuka!!@herocoded.bsky.social · 20h ago

[ sliding the door open and letting herself in. ] Pardon the intrusion! Someone order a wake-up call?

[ Impossibly loud snoring from within a tucked away tatami room. The smell of flowers, sake, and udon broth drifts from within. Someone had a very joyous and relaxing Sunday, it would seem. ]

In her #goop.

(In her swamp, moisturized, unbothered.)

Oh! Can I take this swimsuit off now? I've got really weird tanlines across my stomach—

Yes, captain. You should hit on me back. Oooohhh nooo waaah I'm so scared…

「You can really get away with anything if you're pretty enough.」

(They really need to put that woman down.)