im so bunny coded you don’t even know

my roommate is looking at nightcrawler porn

please help Mel!

melati!@ohmystarryskies.bsky.social · 9h ago

hi everyone, i hate to ask for help again but my car needs urgent repairs and i could use some support. once again any interaction and especially reposts are greatly appreciated 💜 cashapp or venmo: melatimelody

pillow princess in bio and still flooded with bottoms and subs trying to get me to be their dommy mommy

it’s fat pussy friday so admire my tuck

i’m gonna make so many fucking cookies

here are some animals i saw today

edward cullen is an OFOS butch

i get so drunk off that cigarette

selfie+last song you listened to

ally gross@radiolexy.bsky.social · 3d ago

Selfie + last song you listened to

going to a mormon wedding reception and my boobs look like this

i need to make out with a butch asap

happy international lesbian day from your local femme 🧡🤍🩷

idk i guess im lucky that i pass but jeez it does make dating using apps real hard...

i haven’t worn jeans in like 3 weeks, do i need to wear these more often?

had a call for work today with a woman who had the most incredible voice of all time. Imagine rizzo the rat saying the phrase "I have all these atm's and nobody calls me" in a deeply dejected tone

it’s really a shame i don’t have a butch to hold me and…some other stuff

Extremely princess-coded vampire girl sipping bagged blood like a capri sun

explained to my ex-wife what chud and mog mean so she can better understand my teenage siblings and she yelled “why do you know this!” and hour later, unprompted, my mom said “the cat doesn’t have a name we just call him chudder cause he’s a fat loser”

no that was my wife, she forgot her ring at home so if anyone finds here please contact me directly

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2w ago

on the sidewalk i just passed a 6’ tall, nearly-full-sidewalk-width butch lesbian. she was wearing a butchers apron and walking/soothing two anxious chihuahuas. no wedding ring. in case any of you ladies want to get treated like a queen for the rest of your life

fine..i’ll put pillow princess in my dating app bio

honestly getting my boobs done would save me

gay people are so funny, why is my old coworker sending me 15 minutes of voice messages at 10:30pm

the best game in the cozy genre is of course…legend of zelda: the minish cap

I love being a femme dyke. I love looking hot exclusively for the lesbian gaze. I love the masc/femme dance, the parry and thrust. I love being tall and leggy and I love a masc hand on my soft thigh. I love running my long pink nails through a head of dark curls. I love being a femme dyke

i would be so good at being pregnant you have no idea

thinking about the time my ex got mad at me because my response to them wanting to start T was enthusiastic, unwavering, and explicit support instead of telling them how bad and scary it is to transition

joseph smith played skyrim

a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do