🌒Ash🌘

@magenta-ash.bsky.social

Unhinged costumer. Wig commissions are open! https://asheswigs.carrd.co/

"if you live alone your family will stop bothering you" I am 30 and live alone. I live 20 minutes from the rest of my family. If I don't respond to the phone, my father drives to my house and rings the bell. Because "you didn't respond".

You know those USA vloggers that move to Italy without research and end up absolutely miserable because they thought it was all bella Vita Aperol spritz e sarà perché ti amo? I feel like those right now, but I literally moved back to my birthplace

Fav things i smuggled on a plane so far: A Damascus knife A 12x beer crate (glass) A birthday cake 6kg of cheese Horse meat A rusted iron pipe Invasive bugs (not on purpose) Several bags of frozen chicken nuggets Bonus (not plane but mail) Maggot cheese

I put some workout vide to do my daily exercises and noticed Viola (the cat) just looking at the screen attentively. Long story short I put bluey and she's watching it now while doing biscuits

I still haven't economically regained from obliterating my wrist so I tried applying on random part times to be able to save something. The "promoter brand ambassador" turned out to be some kind of begging money for nonprofits. I'm gonna go see their office tomorrow for the plot but idk I kms