proxying a warhammer army by writing names on flat plastic tokens and getting beaten the fuck up at the game store

high and sleeby

high and sleeby

as killer as my dysphoria-chic fit is, i should probably put on something else to bring my kid to a birthday party

MILKINESS IS BONINESS AND BONINESS IS HEALTHINESS AND HEALTHINESS IS GODLINESS AND GOD IS HEALTHY JUST LIKE ME

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adhd really will have you watching a passing train and thinking shit like "i should get into graffiti"

CT scan today time to find out some precise details about my face bones

i feel like i spent my 20s orienting my entire social life around Activities I could provide and now that I no longer do that it's like i have no idea what friendship even looks like

"youth is wasted on the young": cliche, shitty untrue thing that bitter old people say "personhood is wasted on the depersonalized": avant garde, original, accurately reflects my own personal experience

it's a little ironic that when i was in a depersonalized fugue i had time and space to be a person but now that im not walking through a dysphoric haze it's like all my time is spent being a parent. and im not even a very good parent!

Good morning, lesbians! Who wants to go swimming?

there a girl at the Zorbaz wearing a bikini top and unbuttoned daisy dukes and i can tell whenever my wife glaces across the room and sees her because she visibly takes Horny Damage

they should invent a dysphoria attack that *doesn't* happen at inconvenient times

if you'd told me at 30 that i was going to look hotter and feel younger at 40 i wouldve assumed that the 2020s were going to have some huge advances in immortality superscience but it turns out the priestesses chugging horse piss had everything figured out

god it feels nice to be optimistic about ffs again. summer/fall 2027. lfg summer/fall 2027.

i think that it's important for girls to mourn the life they didn't get to have, and imagining an alternate past or an easy transition is one way to work on emotionally processing that. but also you can't get lost in the fantasy, you must be able to return to your life and make progress in reality.

hey guys: so you've thought about gender and decided that, although you aren't particularly attached to being "a man," you don't think you're trans because you don't "want to be a woman." i know that feel. here are some symptoms of dysphoria that were present in nearly every aspect of my life:

wait shit the "my bangers" feed doesn't work anymore how the fuck am i supposed to find my eggcracking masterpost

they already invented it, keep transing those boys with beautiful long eyelashes by tweeting about gay sex

wife@nebulena.net · 2w ago

i want the button that turns other people trans. let the tranny apocalypse begin.

the button that makes you kris

pressing the button that makes me sis but only if i get to be big sis

idea: butchfemme assassin couple where the butch is some suave bond type superspy and then the femme is a weird crusty little pervert with a stack of porn mags in her sniper nest

before i call a medical professional i like to take some notes about things that i need to know but might forget. like, you know, my name and birthday. just in case.

"if you think about it, ct scans are *like* a boudoir photoshoot" <- me trying to become okay with the possibility of paying like a thousand dollars for this

ok inspired to actually try and look good today. good morning, lesbians~

Femmelock@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2w ago

GOTH, GOTH IS THE THIRD THING

and here's one for the pervs~

ok inspired to actually try and look good today. good morning, lesbians~

Femmelock@hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2w ago

GOTH, GOTH IS THE THIRD THING

"i should get drunk more often" <- thoughts that i should probably keep an eye on