Mir
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they designed a robot to be really annoying and its me she/it (not like that)
someone was unironically complaining that they changed the fucking *library* in the remaster. And that the CE version was "prime bungie level design". Go to the hospital. A worm is eating your brain matter.
TR-6 WONDWART@ayla-heyla.bsky.social · 15h agoI have no more patience for historical revisionism. halo CE is a mixed bag. The back half of the game is an absolute slog and people saying it was peak from beginning to end are LARPing.
Solidly over that today. It's done. Fuck it feels good to actually be writing again.
Mir@hovermyr.bsky.social · 2d agoon a related note I wrote about 2k words today and bird of prey is finally actually almost done. I will get it finished tomorrow. I can do this.
If you can't get off on a nurse in tweety bird scrubs denying you PRN pain medication because you're scrolling on your phone, your bloodline is weak
I'm just reading this list of names and like, smiling so much I've met at least half of these people. They're all great, and I feel so fortunate to have shared this experience with such a great community.
oritart@oritart.ca · 24h agowhat if we kissed in the prism awakener of sol roll of honour
Agreed on all points. Addendum: it would be hot to force a serious and professional woman, ie a nurse, to wear the silly pornified costume version of her work attire in place of her real one
my most snobby opinion is that it's weak shit when people who fetishize a profession focus on outdated and pornified versions of the aesthetics involved. nurses don't actually dress like that!
you girls didn't bukkake enough plant women this year and look where it got us. I'm disappointed.
Mir@hovermyr.bsky.social · 2w agoONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES [picture of a plant woman absolutely drenched in cum]
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES [picture of a plant woman absolutely drenched in cum]
fortunately? I don't know what movie or book or whatever the guy could completely miss the point of by referencing in this setting, so we're safe
Mir@hovermyr.bsky.social · 2d agoi don't really like using references in writing but I'm writing this scene where a bunch of silicon valley looking dorks are standing around gassing up an ugly as sin mech design and it is taking a lot not to sneak in a reference to "it looks like the kind of car blade runner would drive"
i don't really like using references in writing but I'm writing this scene where a bunch of silicon valley looking dorks are standing around gassing up an ugly as sin mech design and it is taking a lot not to sneak in a reference to "it looks like the kind of car blade runner would drive"
like falconry is cool but what am i gonna do with this rabbit i don't even eat meat. much better to teach a couple chill ravens that the green ones are worth more treats than the blue ones and the pink ones are even better than that and if you get a brown one you're in for a luxurious bird feast
Mir@hovermyr.bsky.social · 2mo agoI think they should invent falconry but for crows and instead of hunting prey you send them to steal $40 from that guy over there's wallet
bird girl acting tough trying to start a fight and then her falconer just sort of walks over and pulls her hood down over her eyes and immediately shuts her up
*schoolyard bully voice* nice gender, did your MOMMY pick it out for you?
my doll's "panel one" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by scanning the QR code displayed prominently on the back of it
doing the panel one "you'll NEVER break me! I'll never submit!!!" routine but it's about not succumbing to Car Brain after I get my license
average doctor with 5 minutes of trans healthcare experience: "you're saying spiro is... bad? holy shit let me get my notepad I gotta write this down" average doctor with 5 years of trans healthcare experience: 100 pmol/L is more than sufficient. no I won't give you prog, it doesn't do anything.
Mir@hovermyr.bsky.social · 2d agokinda wild how there's an inverse correlation between how much a doctor knows about trans healthcare and how good they are at trans healthcare
kinda wild how there's an inverse correlation between how much a doctor knows about trans healthcare and how good they are at trans healthcare
friend of mine sent me this poem over the weekend and i cannot get it out of my head
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d agoJust got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane
weapongirl that's designed more to be a decorative prop for some stuffy aristocrat than for actual functionality
