A fight has broken out at the Tour de France
@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
Thing is like it’s fine. We’re old bastards, it doesn’t matter that we’ve no idea who any of these people are and we’d rather listen to Tiny Tony and the Terrorvisions like back when we had hair.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 7h agoDemise of the monoculture: why so many have never heard UK’s record-breaking No 1 single
I don’t recommend getting up at 5 to drive to Devon for a family crisis, lxdses. It’s tiring.
Don’t make shit up with AI, lads.
Is someone’s writing brilliant and inimitable if you know exactly what tedious shitpinion they and all their peers going to have on any given subject?
Happy about Rod Liddle, Mick?
Rod Liddle was such a cunt he doesn’t even deserve a play of Fiesta
It’s quite funny that there’s a mile foot race at a tournament where no Americans are present.
What’s the name of that plastic Geordie Tory cunt?
Space Bickering
Robert Rath@robertrath.bsky.social · 5d agoTHE WICKED AND THE WARPED is available to pre-order on Kindle, which means we get back text! Get on the barge loser, we’re going to the Rift. (Calm down, Orikan, I’m sure what happened to the Lost Expedition won’t happen to *us*...) www.amazon.com/Wicked-Warpe...
The new @trashfuture.bsky.social confused me this morning. Mainly as I got Reza Pahlavi and Rama Duwaji mixed up. I was especially jealous of Big Mo Glasman until I worked it out.
We're constantly told in life we mustn't go on strike, mustn't complain, mustn't make a fuss, anyway let's see how FIFA's new plan is coming along
There’s a special show celebrating the life and work of the Guvnor, Geoff Hamilton tomorrow on BBC4. Top bloke.
I really hope Eddie and JT have had a couple of beers and reflected on the good times with the knowledge of how much we love them this evening.
New @podonthetyne.bsky.social up and ready to listen to. See you, Eddie
OH JAISSLE (pronounced Yais-luh), I CAN BOOGIE, BOOGIE WOOGIE, ALL NIGHT LONG #nufc
The ton is quite good fun to play of an evening Especially in April and August when it gets dark early. But I’m left cold by it on the telly.
Cricinfo@cricinfo.com · 6d agoBen Duckett says he had been taken aback by underwhelming crowds at the start of this year's Hundred 🗣️ Read more: srkl.in/63324B7h9fQ
I feel a mix of sad and grateful. Sad that Eddie couldn't find a way to keep going and turn things around and grateful that he said yes to the job and gave me 5 of the best #NUFC supporting years of my life and the trophy well all yearned for. Thank You Eddie, for everything 🖤🤍
Who gets custody of Jason Tindall?
Wor flags are going to be struggling. Vale Kevin, Thanks Eddie and Matthias Jaissle’s black and white army all together at the Liverpool game
Hands down the most damaging commentator in Britain. Incredible how many people let themselves be led into disaster by this empty-headed prick.
Docker (and dead in an industrial accident in five years time) Taking in washing Riveter (and about to be unemployed for the best part of the next ten years) Office cleaner in a colliery
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
@podonthetyne.bsky.social Normal pre-season discussion, lazy summer vibes, no-stress pod this week then?
The Back Page cheap mugs shelf will be creaking: Gordon, Tonali, Tripps and now Eddie and presumably Bruno
But Jodrell Bank is near Manchester?
