i miss double scorpio :(

tonights dinner was (one pot) hainanese chicken rice and regardless of shortcut that shit was delicious not pictured: dinner (because i inhaled it)

...nearly 700 accounts later, church and state have been separated. mostly. if i unfollowed you from this account, no hard feelings. i just followed you from the other account instead.

maybe: mike@magiikm1ke.bsky.social · 2d ago

(it does exist, i’m trying to finally separate spicy accounts from my main feed, pls don’t block on sight 😭)

btw the alt is- *gunshot*

what do you mean swapping cocoa pebbles for greek yogurt with some chia seeds mixed in makes me feel better in the mornings that can't possibly be right

i made my curry too spicy but i'm being really brave about it

rip bgb, bsky’s most memed headless torso

need more friends to get big walk, it's really cute! store.steampowered.com/app/1478500/...

Save 25% on Big Walk on Steam

Hang out and get lost with close friends in a big world. A cooperative online walker-talker from the creators of Untitled Goose Game.

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i've taken matters into my own hands and and have been drafting new pfp options (original version courtesy of @lerrrgan.bsky.social)

big arms fat cock can't lose

grateful that the apartments across the street from me understood the assignment (no big lights, no cool-toned bulbs)

slayyyter tickets are over $500 resale 😭😭😭😭 kms

in a poly relationship and into pup play?

eating an ice cream bar and looking at y'alls thirst traps feels spiritually equivalent to eating a burger in front of the treadmills facing the window at the gym

waited in a queue since 9:30 this morning, which is when it opened! landslide victory to any candidate who pledges to go after scalpers!

maybe: mike@magiikm1ke.bsky.social · last wk.

neeeeeeed to see them perform together

between brand new chanel$ and wannacry my august listening metrics are skewed af

neeeeeeed to see them perform together

if you haven’t mailed your ballot in by now, take it to a drop box! you can find the closest one to you by using this site: https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/voters/voter-registration/drop-box-and-voting-center-locations

Sackbut Soirée 🎉@jinthepnw.bsky.social · last wk.

Washington friends - go vote! Ballots are due today!!!

scruff bios need character limits jfc

sorry ari i’m still here

love finding out oomf is hung hoomf

everyone posts cock or ass here and i think that’s beautiful

forget everything you know except brand new chanel$ and breathing

filled out my claim for the realpage rent price fixing settlement so i'm really looking forward to receiving $0.13 cents for all three properties that i lived in that qualify. yay!

having a dumb gaming keyboard means you can do dumb shit like this

fridays (and other days that end in y on bsky):

Casey again@caseylikesguys.bsky.social · 2w ago

You big dicked guys with your big dicks just swinging your big dicks around

all quiet on the frontal lobe

so i bought a chain to see if i like them ft. messy hair

every day we inch closer to egg nog season

coming home to clean bedding (and by extension, a clean apartment) after time away is really the absolute best. 🙏