jake gyllenhole
@makeitvyzee.bsky.social
gay person in your phone | gadigal (sydney), australia
you’re drunk and horny in the crowd you're still my best friend when you ruin my night
if you need to waterboard me save the water and just play riptide by Vance Joy on repeat
just had whiplash after my first experience seeing a bloomf I know irl post nudes
just letting everyone know I’m not in Amsterdam but I’m still having fun
love seeing bloomfs meet irl, like yeah the gay people in my phone are real
love seeing the like count on oomf’s post grow after i’ve reposted it, it’s like i’m stroking their dick and watching it get bigger
rebranding so posting yet another mirror selfie so oomfs don’t forget me
LOVE when the restaurant is contemporary and does things a little differently with small plates designed to share!!!
not another AusAlert post but I’m so tired of what the internet has done to us. What do you mean every new development has to be subject to conspiracy theories and misinformation
after my first listen to Music, Fashion, Film I can say it would have gone triple platinum on tumblr
also I saw Chris Hemsworth in person this week and yes I would
Customer at work ending the conversation by saying he found my Instagram
