MajorFlake
@majorflake.bsky.social
I'm probably afraid of you. And #SaveAceBaldwin
The Ace Baldwin Liberation Society and the Coalition to Find Ace Baldwin have put out press releases today. They have uncovered evidence that he is being held captive somewhere and tortured by the other Baldwins #SaveAceBaldwin
Society has not abandoned you, Ace. The advocacy groups are at work. Stay strong, brother. 👊
He's right it's 100% the most offensive thing today besides the general public indifference towards the efforts of human rights groups to #SaveAceBaldwin
gene rayburn@generayburn.com · 2d agoRFK Jr. yelling at the CNN host that "lockdowns were unnecessary because the ICU's were empty" is the most offensive thing I've seen today. My god. A million people died.
You seemed kind of obsessed with pictures of Björk. I don't get it. I only have 1,700 pictures, according to my iPhoto, of Cillian Murphy
*sigh* My increasingly abusive insistence to save this man do not appear to be having an effect. For tonight, I hang my hat. Hang in there, Ace. We will find you. #SaveAceBaldwin
He's right it's 100% the most offensive thing today besides the general public indifference towards the efforts of human rights groups to #SaveAceBaldwin
gene rayburn@generayburn.com · 2d agoRFK Jr. yelling at the CNN host that "lockdowns were unnecessary because the ICU's were empty" is the most offensive thing I've seen today. My god. A million people died.
The Ace Baldwin Liberation Society and the Coalition to Find Ace Baldwin have put out press releases today. They have uncovered evidence that he is being held captive somewhere and tortured by the other Baldwins #SaveAceBaldwin
A man may be in extreme danger and you guys are not taking it seriously. I don't want to live in a world without an Ace Baldwin
MajorFlake@majorflake.bsky.social · 2d agoIs there an "Ace Baldwin"? I just feel like there definitely is and maybe they are hiding him. Ace, are you ok?
Is there an "Ace Baldwin"? I just feel like there definitely is and maybe they are hiding him. Ace, are you ok?
Don't judge me until you've heelied a mile in my Heelys (I'm fucken rad)
My friend & autism advocate (RIP sweet Steve 🥹) agreed Musk claims autism to boost eccentric genius self-mythology. Autistics are more honest & lower in greed. This is not opinion btw it's documented scientifically. This obsequious a-hole bowing to power & beaming by a mass murderer is 0% autistic
"Effector" is one of the cutest terms in the already very cutely named arena of "defense technology." "effector autonomous disable capabilities" is a fun google search (keep in mind that these results are the ones not even hidden from public view)
I understand that improv comedy is good training and everything, but so are medical students cutting up cadavers in medical school and I don’t watch that shit either
I’m not for everyone and by that I mean that I am almost universally insufferable
And I'm soooo tired of everyone constantly being like: "Oh my god, you are so good at murder! How are so f-ing good at it?" and then telling all their freaking friends. Ugh. I just AM, all right? Leave me alone already. Get a life.
MajorFlake@majorflake.bsky.social · 3d agoAnother week. Same old routine...
PERSON: You have a great bone structure. ME: My giant throne made of bones, yes! I've been building it in my attic for several years now. But how did you know?
I've never worried about dying alone because look at me. Anyone who looks at me can see that I am immortal.
And in one of the more autistic things I have done, I re-wrote the lyric for “Welcome to the Jungle” without the letter E.
Downplay a book or movie "I Have Mainly Positive Feelings About You in the Time of Cholera"
[Sic] Burns@sicburns2.bsky.social · 6d agoDownplay a book or movie “To Piss Off a Mockingbird”
And in some more extremely autistic behavior I now present you with: “HOW TO MAKE A PHONE CALL” (A helpful flowchart.)
Say what you will but there's a lot of... *cuts you off mid-sentence* "What you will but there's a lot of!!" I beam at you with unmaskable joy, proud of myself to a degree so deep I start to shake from the giddy excitement.