it took 3 weeks but we finally have some worthwhile odyssey discourse on this app

Jake Salazar 🏳️‍🌈@jakesalza.bsky.social · 3h ago

So did Christopher Nolan choose an actor with a big juicy ass on purpose to play that one corpse? Or did he choose some random extra and it was just a coincidence that he was thiccums?

current discourse feels like

guys who don't matter love to issue stupid challenges to people who don't think about them for example, I will pay $10,000 to the wnba championship team that kicks this guy's ass. I am absolutely serious. and confident I will never have to pay.

Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d ago

What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

[floating six inches off the ground] my lunch order came out late and wrong, but I did not complain or ask for them to make it again, because I am praxis manifest

they readjusted the timing of all the lights near my office. "joe has too easy a trip to lunch," they must have decided in a big meeting about how to fuck me.

is that your man??? without enough mp to cast his cantrips????

I understand why rich people and pundits and sinecured legacy democrats would pivot so hard from "vote blue no matter who" when a progressive gets the nod - they're assholes - but I'll never understand why random dudes buy that "make life better for people" is such an evil message

such a powerful feeling returning a library book early when there's a long waiting list

cancer treatment! so much better than 40 years ago and getting better at a rapid pace with all the exciting new mRNA research!

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 18h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

"joe, what's with the little bag of peanut butter treats you keep in the nightstand by your bed?" oh yeah good question, it's for depression purposes

I fear the brain chemicals are rather bad even as life is rather good... such is the richness and depth of the human experience

possible to eat meal without spilling on shirt eat food no shirt spill possible? can i eat food without spilling on shirt clean shirt after meal impossible food stain on shirt how to clean food stain fashionable? world record meals spilled on shirt world record cash prize

If every Trans person on this website got mad at me at the same time I would think, “Oof. Maybe I did something?” Ken Jennings has a different philosophy on this issue.

they should bury him in the crater, the sooner the better

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · yesterday

I read the whole thing twice and still don't know if it's supposed to do that or not I feel like it's not

Obligatory

such a bummer to be listening to a podcast then hear an ad for another podcast you've never heard of, with its hosts doing their weird bits and all that

every day, someone who has been woke on bsky dot app for years wakes up, logs in, and decides "this is the day I make a transphobic joke"

Fire Emblem: Gun

"joe, if you have a burrito for lunch today, what will you have for lunch on thursday?" another burrito of course

chat can anyone verify that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold

Here are all the new words I learned in the month of July

I HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING WALMART AND AMAZON STARVING THEIR EMPLOYEES FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

don't believe my phone's camera is spying on me because I flick it off during so many ads but they all still keep playing

old guys think it's the funniest shit in the world when they almost bump into you and then say "shall we dance?"

like 6% of the posts on bluesky are "my husband forgetting the word for doorknob: 'spinny handle'" and that's also like 6% of a given presidential press conference

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trump forgets the word for video: "We have photographs, or tapes... Like, moving cameras, right?"

I used to know a guy who turned into martial-arts-jonah-hill after a couple drinks, and I'll just say it sure was an energy suck at parties and was sometimes a gateway to some generally unpleasant conversation

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

thinking about various earthly delights

this is very stupid and he does a bad job of explaining it as either a joke or a semi-serious thought but I am kind of a "wilt chamberlain maybe didn't score 100" truther and certainly a truther about his other big-numbers claim

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d ago

just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up

once you all give up the thumbs,