Never understood the idea of being proud of where you came from until moving to rural Misourri full of yee-haw wannabes. I am very proud to know I am not a native here.

Can people stop with the dog clickers? As someone with sensory issues, it is really grating and annoying. And then people always laugh when they get my attention, yeah no shit. I'd get your attention too if I stuck a needle into your ears, wouldn't I?

Just learned I was banned from a twitch stream over the message, "yes, hold [streamer] gentle like bowling ball". Never watched them outside of popping in a few times, but man, it still makes me feel bad.

Shout out to the time I farmed a ridiculous amount of onions, and filled a friend's base with them cause he hates onions irl. Never saw his reaction cause the server died before he saw it, but it was still a fun prank to pull.

Long story short, I am now the proud owner of a Blahaj :3

"I put the 'drag' in DRAGon~" Another amazing art piece by @nelyarart.bsky.social and I am really happy with how it came out. :3

Millennium Force got E-stopped. I'm crying, pissing even.

"Why do you post when your posts never get any likes or views?" I am my own target audience. I post for myself.

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I wanna host a party just so I can preportion colorful drinks into science flasks, so we can live out the dream of drinking the funny forbidden juices.

Toe beans 🐾

Parents are in the process of selling our house. Had to throw out my old desk and the realtor wanted my desk in this corner. With limited table space, and with not wanting to put my pc on the floor, cause it was just steam cleaned, I had to improvise. Rate my setup:

I love furry cons #anthrocon2026

This guy told me he was into drone stuff. I went over to his house to see his quadcopter, but he had no quadcopter and instead just had a mask with no eye holes. My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Happy Father's Day to my manager at work cause he is more supportive, caring, understanding, and chill than my actual dad.

get danced lil fluffer!!

He has changed his mind, only after my mom cried her eyes out because she can't abandon her son.

MalachiDragon@malachiderg.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Dad just kicked me out over a lawnmower. Even while I am packing my shit, he just keeps asking when I'm gonna find him a new lawn mower.

Dad just kicked me out over a lawnmower. Even while I am packing my shit, he just keeps asking when I'm gonna find him a new lawn mower.

Unfortunately my dumb ass forgot to take any pictures. After the whole experience, I only took 3 pictures. 🐉: @derg.live

AnthrOhio went well. Though I do wish I had been more social, considering I have social anxiety, not having an anxiety attack in a crowded hotel is a win in my book. Overall a good experience and I can't wait till my next con, whatever it may be.

Worst part of being self-employed has to be that you can't steal from work.

FWA FOMO hitting like a truck. Unfortunately every time I see pics from it, my social anxiety kicks in cause there's so many people.

I got a letter in the mail in a red envelope. I started to worry thinking it was something serious like a lawsuit or I owed someone 2000$. No it was just a birthday card from my workplace's owner. Bruh

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