she is absolutely torching y'all's asses on catsky
Crazy that this happened with her rebound from Ted Cragulets
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4mo agoNatalie Portman is pregnant with her third child, her first with partner Tanguy Destable.
man, was i a SON from hell? incredible how the passage of time can give us new perspective. my grave is wet brother - HH
man, was i a SON from hell? incredible how the passage of time can give us new perspective. my grave is wet brother - HH
i was following this finance guy on youtube for a while and his advice always seemed sound and helped me with some decisions. and then one day he publishes this video about how the bible is a great source of financial wisdom and i was like oh, i see, time to forget him and everything he ever said
meet me at the huge mailbox in 90 minutes if you want a ass whipping
it's fucking crazy that the people from the poseidon adventure escaped and then like 45 minutes later michael cain and telly savalas show up and go back inside looking for treasure. just my opinion
"He's iconic, he's a legend, he is the moment!" - me describing the famous fictional wrestler Lawrence "The Moment" Friedman
hey, i had a 2.5 hour meeting this morning and a 2 hour meeting this afternoon and i am ready to shuffle off this mortal coil
one really funny part of the media landscape these days is how the biggest stars in the world now have to debase themselves on, like, a moderately popular homestar runner podcast where each episode a different person is the cheat because studios are so desperate for people to come see a new movie.
"oh look at me, i'm talking into a tiny microphone. instead of a normal sized microphone this one is so tiny, so small." grow up!!
Without downloading new pics what it is like dating you?
Ernest Luckman@ernieluckman.bsky.social · 3d agoWithout downloading new pics what it is like dating you?
Email from a brand: "We haven't seen you in awhile, Cam." Bitch you are a rug company!!! How often should you be seeing me!!!
crushed that this is making the rounds again. i was just moving on to the acceptance phase
"Sweet Man" Cam@malaiseforever.bsky.social · 5mo agoIt’s been a bad day. The small business I sank my life savings into—a first of its kind combo teeth and asshole bleaching destination—has been close by the Massachusetts department of public health. The Grin and Gape is no more
Church was in my lap during a Teams meeting yesterday and it inspired my coworker to go and get his own black cat, who is a 25lb unit named Bear, and I was so surprised by the size of this animal I said "Jesus Christ!" out loud in the middle of the call
hmmm this movie didn't end weirdly enough
"Sweet Man" Cam@malaiseforever.bsky.social · 5d agoArt Hindle's hair in The Brood is incredible
adios ex wife house!
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
happy new Hardcore History release day to all who celebrate (which could be some unsavory characters--don't contact me)
It's time to check in. Time to take stock. This week has featured some #cyborgsummer doozies. Some highs, many lows, all cyborg! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 5d agoHappy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched? I witnessed Doc from Gunsmoke as a shady lawyer, puzzled over Ian McKellen being too old for a role by decades (but enjoyed it anyway), solved the mystery of a Wu-Tang Clan favorite, & felt the summer heat with an erotic thriller. #Letterboxd
This is not fake, it really happened. My cousin was there
Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social · 5d agoOh fuck me. Oh christ. Omarion just stepped out of my shower